Rapunzel/Heatherfern
Cast of Characters:
Rapunzel = Heatherfern
Evil Witch = Whiskers / Excuse Me Lady/ Bearded Lady
Rapunzel's Mom = Phoebe
Rapunzel's Dad = The Kid
The Prince = Mr. Veloshun
The Prince's Horse = Mr. Fuchs
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived a happy couple: Phoebe and
The
Kid.
They had a neighbor named Whiskers, who was an EVIL witch. But Whiskers
had a
wonderful garden, which Phoebe loved. Phoebe and The Kid wanted to have
a
baby, but they couldn't. Phoebe knew she would die without being able
to eat
some of Whiskers' heatherfern. The Kid knew this, and decided to run
into
Whiskers' garden to get Phoebe some of the heatherfern. He did this
many
times,
and soon Phoebe became very healthy. She became pregnant, and decided
to name
her baby girl Heather, after the heatherfern. One day after Heatherfern
was
born,
The Kid snuck back into Whiskers' garden to get one last heatherfern.
Whiskers: AH!! Excuse me! What are you doing! Ah! Now sit down!
The Kid: I was getting some of your heatherfern for my wife.
Whiskers: Ah!! Excuse me, that's mine, young man! Put it back right
now!
Ah! I said put it back right now!
The Kid: Okay, this was the last one I was going to take for her
anyways.
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! You've taken it more than once! Ah, what do
you have
to give me for exchange!
The Kid: Nothing! You evil witch! I am just a poor child actor, wanting
to get jobs that no one will hire me at!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! You said you had a baby daughter! You can give
her
can't you!
The Kid: No! I'll never surrender my precious Heatherfern!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! Okay, just go away!
Next Day
Phoebe and The Kid are happily playing with baby Heatherfern. All of a
sudden,
a knock comes on the door.
*Knock Knock*
Phoebe: Come in!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! I'm here for your baby!
Phoebe and The Kid: NO!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me, but you owe me for all of the heatherfern you
took
from me. The only thing I want is a child. (Whiskers uses her magical
powers
to force Heatherfern into her arms. She promptly leaves and heads to a
castle
in the woods, far far away from Phoebe and The Kid. On her way, she
sees
Hilary and Alicia approaching a gingerbread house.)
Now, baby Heatherfern, I am going to leave you here locked up in this
tower,
and
only give you your basic needs. Ah! Exucuse me! Don't cry!
17 years later
Heatherfern: La di da da. I have a very sad life. La di da da.
Whiskers: Ah! Exuse me! Heatherfern! Heatherfern! Let down your hair so
I can
climb
up it!
Heatherfern: Yes, Mother! (As Whiskers clims up) Ow! You are hurting my
head!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! Be quiet! (Whiskers gets into Heatherfern's
tower,
gives her a basket of food, and then climbs back down Heatherfern's
Hair to
the
ground.)
Heatherfern: La di da da. This food is yummy. La di da da.
Little does Heatherfern know, a handsome prince and his horse are
watching
her.
He is the prince of history, and many girls like him. His horse is very
old,
very clutzy, but is the prince's mentor. The prince likes Heatherfern's
singing,
and walks up to the tower.
Prince of History: Heatherfern! Heatherfern! Let down your hair!
Heatherfern: Who are you!
Prince of History: I am the handsome prince of history!
Heatherfern: Ooh! Okay! Come on up! (Heatherfern lets down her hair,
and the
Prince
of History climbs up) Who are you? Who is that horse down below?
Prince of History: I am Mr. Veloshun, and my horse is Mr. Fuchs.
Heatherfern: Cool.
Prince of History: Wanna come down and take a ride with me?
Whiskers sees whats going on, and climbs into the tower through a back
entrance which no one knew about.
Prince of History: Umm..Heatherfern, turn around?
Heatherfern turns around. Heatherfern: Oh, hi Mother. What are you
doing here?
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! You are not allowed to have guys up here!
(Whiskers throws Mr. Veloshun out the window. He lands in a thing of
thorns and is partially blind.)
Heatherfern: Mother, you are mean! (With that, Heatherfern jumps out of
the
window of her tower. She escapes into the woods, and runs away.
1 year later
Heatherfern is living again with her parents, Phoebe and The Kid. Even
though
time has aged them, the couple is still happy together. They love their
daughter.
The Kid was finally chosen for a part in a new movie, and Mr. Veloshun
is
his costar. Heatherfern sees Mr. Veloshun at the premier of that movie.
Prince of History: Heatherfern! Is that you? I can't see you very well,
but I
miss you!
Heatherfern: Mr. Veloshun? Wow, you've become very ugly. I don't like
you
anymore.
Go away.
So Mr. Veloshun went away, became a famous actor, and never saw
Heatherfern
again.
The End.
***This story is not meant to offend anyone***
Cast of Characters:
Rapunzel = Heatherfern
Evil Witch = Whiskers / Excuse Me Lady/ Bearded Lady
Rapunzel's Mom = Phoebe
Rapunzel's Dad = The Kid
The Prince = Mr. Veloshun
The Prince's Horse = Mr. Fuchs
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived a happy couple: Phoebe and
The
Kid.
They had a neighbor named Whiskers, who was an EVIL witch. But Whiskers
had a
wonderful garden, which Phoebe loved. Phoebe and The Kid wanted to have
a
baby, but they couldn't. Phoebe knew she would die without being able
to eat
some of Whiskers' heatherfern. The Kid knew this, and decided to run
into
Whiskers' garden to get Phoebe some of the heatherfern. He did this
many
times,
and soon Phoebe became very healthy. She became pregnant, and decided
to name
her baby girl Heather, after the heatherfern. One day after Heatherfern
was
born,
The Kid snuck back into Whiskers' garden to get one last heatherfern.
Whiskers: AH!! Excuse me! What are you doing! Ah! Now sit down!
The Kid: I was getting some of your heatherfern for my wife.
Whiskers: Ah!! Excuse me, that's mine, young man! Put it back right
now!
Ah! I said put it back right now!
The Kid: Okay, this was the last one I was going to take for her
anyways.
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! You've taken it more than once! Ah, what do
you have
to give me for exchange!
The Kid: Nothing! You evil witch! I am just a poor child actor, wanting
to get jobs that no one will hire me at!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! You said you had a baby daughter! You can give
her
can't you!
The Kid: No! I'll never surrender my precious Heatherfern!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! Okay, just go away!
Next Day
Phoebe and The Kid are happily playing with baby Heatherfern. All of a
sudden,
a knock comes on the door.
*Knock Knock*
Phoebe: Come in!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! I'm here for your baby!
Phoebe and The Kid: NO!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me, but you owe me for all of the heatherfern you
took
from me. The only thing I want is a child. (Whiskers uses her magical
powers
to force Heatherfern into her arms. She promptly leaves and heads to a
castle
in the woods, far far away from Phoebe and The Kid. On her way, she
sees
Hilary and Alicia approaching a gingerbread house.)
Now, baby Heatherfern, I am going to leave you here locked up in this
tower,
and
only give you your basic needs. Ah! Exucuse me! Don't cry!
17 years later
Heatherfern: La di da da. I have a very sad life. La di da da.
Whiskers: Ah! Exuse me! Heatherfern! Heatherfern! Let down your hair so
I can
climb
up it!
Heatherfern: Yes, Mother! (As Whiskers clims up) Ow! You are hurting my
head!
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! Be quiet! (Whiskers gets into Heatherfern's
tower,
gives her a basket of food, and then climbs back down Heatherfern's
Hair to
the
ground.)
Heatherfern: La di da da. This food is yummy. La di da da.
Little does Heatherfern know, a handsome prince and his horse are
watching
her.
He is the prince of history, and many girls like him. His horse is very
old,
very clutzy, but is the prince's mentor. The prince likes Heatherfern's
singing,
and walks up to the tower.
Prince of History: Heatherfern! Heatherfern! Let down your hair!
Heatherfern: Who are you!
Prince of History: I am the handsome prince of history!
Heatherfern: Ooh! Okay! Come on up! (Heatherfern lets down her hair,
and the
Prince
of History climbs up) Who are you? Who is that horse down below?
Prince of History: I am Mr. Veloshun, and my horse is Mr. Fuchs.
Heatherfern: Cool.
Prince of History: Wanna come down and take a ride with me?
Whiskers sees whats going on, and climbs into the tower through a back
entrance which no one knew about.
Prince of History: Umm..Heatherfern, turn around?
Heatherfern turns around. Heatherfern: Oh, hi Mother. What are you
doing here?
Whiskers: Ah! Excuse me! You are not allowed to have guys up here!
(Whiskers throws Mr. Veloshun out the window. He lands in a thing of
thorns and is partially blind.)
Heatherfern: Mother, you are mean! (With that, Heatherfern jumps out of
the
window of her tower. She escapes into the woods, and runs away.
1 year later
Heatherfern is living again with her parents, Phoebe and The Kid. Even
though
time has aged them, the couple is still happy together. They love their
daughter.
The Kid was finally chosen for a part in a new movie, and Mr. Veloshun
is
his costar. Heatherfern sees Mr. Veloshun at the premier of that movie.
Prince of History: Heatherfern! Is that you? I can't see you very well,
but I
miss you!
Heatherfern: Mr. Veloshun? Wow, you've become very ugly. I don't like
you
anymore.
Go away.
So Mr. Veloshun went away, became a famous actor, and never saw
Heatherfern
again.
The End.
***This story is not meant to offend anyone***