I will warn you. This is quite possibly one of the oddest and most improbable things that has cropped up in the sick and twisted relm known as my mind.
But I think you may like it. All characters are copyrighted to their creators while the storyline itself is my own.
It is kind of a sequel to my earlier story That One Thing, so, I suggest you read it. If you don't, prepare for a surprise. Or many. Thanks.
Oh and by the way, the only way for one to get better is for people to tell him he is screwing up. hint, hint
Kim possible jumped from the biplane followed shortly by her sidekick in the Team Possible venture, Ron Stoppable. This was the standard mission. In fact it was more standard because it was Dr. Drakken, again. Shego, his sidekick, had stolen a top secret device from a lab and one of the only uses it could be used for is to power an inter dimensional portal generator. Kim pulled her chute. When she landed she would infiltrate Drakken's lair, she would fight with Shego while Ron disabled the device, and then Shego and Drakken would run away while the divice exploded. Fairly normal.
Kim touched down and took her pack off. Except for the fact that she was a senior in high school. Except she was eighteen and had so far attended none of the school dances, well except for the prom. Except that the whole saving the world gig left her with a rather pitiful social life. Kim sighed. No sense feeling self pity. If she didn't do it, who would. Kim cut the grate off of the air intake and motioned for Ron to follow her. They slid down the air duct and leapt into the middle of Drakken's lair.
"Uh, K.P. Is the scary looking ray gun thingy supposed to be pointed at us?" Ron asked in fear.
"Looks like you fell for it this time, Miss. Possible." Kim shuddered at the sound of Drakkens voice.
"Ron, take care of that thing." Kim ordered.
"I'm on it K.P." Ron ran off dutifully.
Drakken fired as Kim dodged out of the way. The beam nearly hitting her. "Come on princess. Now what day would be complete without a date with little old me." Kim doged the fist of green plasma Shego directed at her head as she spoke.
"Well one day without it would be nice." Kim countered.
"You know it don't work that way." Shego continued the banter.
"Will you get off of me!" Drakken yelled as Ron tried to pull him from his seat. Ron succeded in throwing the blue super villian from the controls, but not before it fired again and hit a peice of equipment. Ron watched as the device began to rummble, shake, glow, make noice, and all around not look healthy.
"Uh K.P. I think it's time to leave now." Ron's tremulous voice forced Kim and Shego to look where Ron was pointing.
"The buffoon has a point. See you later princess." Shego said as she ran off to try and get her employer out of the lair.
Kim and Ron started to move tword the exit. That is until they were engulfed in a bright white light, and Kim's world as she saw it, exploded.
Kim landed hard on a laminated floor. All around her she heard the sounds of battle. Groggily she shook her head to clear the cobwebs. She felt a gentile tug of air rush past her. She opened her eyes and immediately blinked to make sure she was seeing what she saw. Before her, she saw nine forms locked in combat. Nearest her was a huge human shaped man. On his bared chest were four diaganal scars and one of his eyes was milky with blindness. He was swatting at a young man who flitted about with incredible skill in martial arts. Another young man who, before her eyes changed into a rhino and charged the mammoth of a man.
Further down the immense facility a man with what looked like a light bulb on his head was fighting what looked like a robot, and a small girl aslo displaying exceptional skill in martial arts. Kim was breifly blinded by a peircing white light that emmanated from the light-bulb-head. The flash of light was answered with a beam of cold blue energy from the robot. Kim watched as the girl flung a hot pink arc of energy at the light-bulb-head.
Flitting above the ground was a kid wearing what looked like a jet pack launching missiles at two girls who were, what looked like, flying through the air. The orange skinned one was firing bolts of green energy, like Shego's, from her hands. The ash skinned flier was wearing blue and was also fireing at the jet packed one. Her energy looked like black mist though.
Kim took all of this in and also watched as what looked like the three man team back the six person one into a corner. 'It's a trap.' She thought to herself. Sure enough, thin beams of lightning collided with the six man team and held them fast. Kim scanned in the other direction to see a large device making a lot of noise. Her instincs kicked in at that point. That was a doomsday device and the three man team was the bad guys. Simple.
"Ugh. K.P. You okay?" Ron asked.
Kim mad her voice calm. "I don't know where we are, but that," Kim pointed at the device. "looks like a doomsday device. I'll take care of the baddies."
Ron got to his feet. "I'm on it K.P." Ron rushed off to the device.
"Please an thank you." Kim ran to intercept the escaping baddies. "Where do you think you're going?"
What Kim expected was for the three to stop and banter while she fought the sidekicks. What she did not expect was, "Through you little lady." She certainly did not expect the huge, meaty fist to slam into her shoulder and send her flying into one of the machines.
She also fully expected to die as she watched the machine approach at a very high speed. She did not expect to embed her body into the machine and climbout with only an extremely painful dislocated shoulder. Kim watched as the device stopped making noise. Then a scared, "Kim. You okay!" Ron rushed up to meet her.
Kim held her arm and turned to see the wrecked machine. "I should have died."
"What?" Ron asked.
Kim indicated the peice of equipment. "Tell me that me hitting that machine should not have killed me?"
Ron looked around her and his jaw dropped. "Well, K.P." Ron shrugged. "Isn't anything possible for a possible?"
"Shut up, Ron. I'm not joking."
"Miss, are you alright?" The voice was dry, but Kim could still hear the concern.
Kim turned to see the blue clad, gray young woman. "Nope." Kim sighed. "I think I've gone crazy."
The woman looked at her funny. "Why?"
"Well a flash of light and I end up here. I get forcably nocked out of the way and turn a multi-ton peice of equipment into a horseshoe. I am pretty sure that should have killed a normal human being." Kim said, clearly flustered.
The woman looked at Kim's arm. "We can worry about that after I fix your arm. May I?"
Kim nodded. The woman gripped the arm and cradled it gently, then with a deft twist and force popped the arm back into place. Kim forced the blackness of unconciousness off. "That hurt a little."
The woman's hands turned black. Kim instinctively backed off. "Oh, I'm sorry. I can heal with this too. Don't worry." Reluctantly Kim allowed the woman to continue her work. Kim felt the pain subside. "There. I'll let it heal normally from there. It will be a little sore, but you'll be okay."
"So, who do we have here?" The young man who was the martial artist approached. Kim almost laughed as she saw the flamboyant outfit, complete with a green cape, and a yellow belt.
Kim extended her hand. "Hello. I am Kim Possible, and this is my best friend Ron Stoppable."
"Hi." Ron said.
Rufus popped out of his pocked. "Me?"
"Oh, sorry little buddy. This is Rufus, my naked mole rat." Ron stated proudly as Rufus ran up his clothes to perch confidently on his shoulder.
The young woman backed off from the rat and stood besider her own. "I am Robin." He indicated himself. Next he pointed to the woman who healed her, "Raven." His hand moved on to the robot looking guy, "Cyborg." Standing proudly beside Cyborg was the young woman dressed in a black dress and pink hair, "Jinx." To the other side stood the orange skinned woman wo shot the green energy, "Starfire." And beside her stood the little green boy, "Beastboy."
Ron crouched behind Kim and gripped her leg feircly. "Ahh! He's green! Help Kim."
Beastboy looked offended, "Yeah? And what of it."
"Ron what are you doing?" Kim hissed.
"Uh, hello Kim. The only other person we know who is green is Shego, and she hurts me. Therefore for Ron, skin and green equals hurt to Ron. Get it?"
"Geeze Ron. Get up. That isn't Shego. Now be polite." Kim said smiling appologetically to the people before her.
Ron reluctantly stood up.
"We're the Teen Titans. We're super heroes who kick some villan butt." Cyborg stated.
"Well except for this time." Raven said.
"The Quantum Generator was disabled though." Robin said.
"Yeah, speaking of that. Ron usually they blow up when you stop them?" Kim asked.
"That was you!" Beastboy asked incredulous.
"You're right K.P. I guess today was lucky." Ron scratched the back of his head.
"So, how did you do it?" Robin asked.
Ron pulled out a tubular orange device from his pocket. "It looked important, so I pulled it out."
Cyborg snatched it from his hands. "I'll just hang on to this." He put it into a compartment that materialized from his body.
"So what brings you to Jump City?" Robin asked.
Kim scratched her own head. "Well we got word that Dr. Drakken had a new doomsday device up so we went to stop it. Something went wrong though and there was a flash of light and we ended up here." Kim paused for a few seconds. "We're from Middleton, we're kind of super heroes too. Except we don't have powers like you guys do." Kim stood straight up in shock. "Wade!" She yelled.
Kim pulled out her Kimunicator and opened it up. Static greeted her for a few seconds then Wades familiar pudgy face greeted Kim. "What's up Kim? Have you stopped Drakken yet?"
"Forget that Wade. Where am I?" Kim sounded frantic.
"Thats silly, Kim your," Wade gaped at his GPS display. "Your not on earth. Where are you?" Wade typed frantically. "The police are on their way to Drakken's lair. I'll have them search carefully for anything that could be a portal generator."
"Thanks, Wade. Tell mom I might be late for dinner."
"No, problem K.P. We've been in worse. Wade out." The screen blanked.
Kim looked at Robin. "Well Ron looks like we're not in Middleton anymore. Can we crash at your place?"
Robin chuckled. "I don't suppose you could be that much of a bother. We have room to spare." He paused. "I suppose we should be comfortable while we try and sort out getting you back home huh." He turned to Raven. "Raven, do you mind?"