The Wizards of Oz!
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A/n: It's a parody of the Wizard of Oz!
D/c: WE OWN ANYTHING YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE!!!!!
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It was bright and sunny day in July. Harry was stuck with the Dursley's again. Harry was lying in the back yard staring up into the cloudless sky. Hedwig was perched in a tree.
"Man, this is boring." Harry said.
Then, all of a sudden, dark clouds filled the sky. The wind picked up and rain began to fall. At the end of the street a tornado formed!
"AUNTIE PETUNIA! Auntie Petunia! It's a twister! It's a twister!" Harry screamed running into the house with Hedwig swooping in after him.
To Harry's misfortune, the Dursley's had known about the twister for over a day now, so they weren't home. Harry didn't know what to do. He was scared out of his mind. He ran and hid under his bed. The house was lifted off the ground by the force of the tornado and began twirling and twirling and twirling...
THUMP! AHHHH! SQUISH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Harry crawled out from under his bed and walked down stairs. Just before he opened the door, Hedwig swooped down and perched on Harry's shoulder. Harry took a deep breath and opened the door. He took a step out of the house and looked at the world around him. He wasn't on Privet drive any more...
"Hedwig, I don't think we're in England any more...." Harry said.
Then, out of nowhere, strange music begins to play and a pink bubble came flying down from the sky. The bubble landed in front of him and Voldie, wearing a pink dress, materialized in front of Harry! Harry screamed like a girl and tried to run. Voldie pulled his wand with a little star, seemingly stuck on with Elmer's glue, and made Harry's feet stick to the ground.
"Don't run Harry! I am a good witch." Voldie said.
"Where's Glinda?" Harry asked.
"Out sick with the flu." Voldie replied.
A bunch of giggling was heard from all over the village they were in.
"Come out every one! It's alright!" Voldie said.
Bunches of little house elves and Dumbledore came out. As they left their hiding places, they shouted, "WE ARE THE MUNCHKIN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOW DOWN TO THE MUNCHIN PEOPLE! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF THE TALL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY SELL US AT DONUT PLACES SO THERE!"
"Riiiiiiight...." Harry said. "Hey, how do I get out of this hell hole?"
"Follow the yellow brick road! Oh, don't forget the ruby slippers!" Voldie said. Voldie ran over to the poor squished giant squid and took the ruby slippers off of two of its feeties and handed them to Harry.
"I am not wearing those!" Harry yelled.
"Why not?" Voldie asked.
"They're high heels!!" Harry said.
"I think they're cute. WEAR THEM!"
"NO!"
"Rubino pantofola!"
The ruby slippers attached themselves to Harry's feet.
"NOooooooooo!" Harry yelled. He tried to pull them off but they didn't budge no matter how hard Harry pulled at them. They were stuck on with Elmer's glue.
"Now go Harry! Go find the Wizards of Oz! Remember follow the yellow brick road!" Voldie said.
Harry walked off grumbling and occasionally tripping cause of the heels.
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A/n: It's a parody of the Wizard of Oz!
D/c: WE OWN ANYTHING YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE!!!!!
8~*~8~*~8~*~8~*~8~*~8~*~8~*~8~*~8
It was bright and sunny day in July. Harry was stuck with the Dursley's again. Harry was lying in the back yard staring up into the cloudless sky. Hedwig was perched in a tree.
"Man, this is boring." Harry said.
Then, all of a sudden, dark clouds filled the sky. The wind picked up and rain began to fall. At the end of the street a tornado formed!
"AUNTIE PETUNIA! Auntie Petunia! It's a twister! It's a twister!" Harry screamed running into the house with Hedwig swooping in after him.
To Harry's misfortune, the Dursley's had known about the twister for over a day now, so they weren't home. Harry didn't know what to do. He was scared out of his mind. He ran and hid under his bed. The house was lifted off the ground by the force of the tornado and began twirling and twirling and twirling...
THUMP! AHHHH! SQUISH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Harry crawled out from under his bed and walked down stairs. Just before he opened the door, Hedwig swooped down and perched on Harry's shoulder. Harry took a deep breath and opened the door. He took a step out of the house and looked at the world around him. He wasn't on Privet drive any more...
"Hedwig, I don't think we're in England any more...." Harry said.
Then, out of nowhere, strange music begins to play and a pink bubble came flying down from the sky. The bubble landed in front of him and Voldie, wearing a pink dress, materialized in front of Harry! Harry screamed like a girl and tried to run. Voldie pulled his wand with a little star, seemingly stuck on with Elmer's glue, and made Harry's feet stick to the ground.
"Don't run Harry! I am a good witch." Voldie said.
"Where's Glinda?" Harry asked.
"Out sick with the flu." Voldie replied.
A bunch of giggling was heard from all over the village they were in.
"Come out every one! It's alright!" Voldie said.
Bunches of little house elves and Dumbledore came out. As they left their hiding places, they shouted, "WE ARE THE MUNCHKIN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOW DOWN TO THE MUNCHIN PEOPLE! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF THE TALL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY SELL US AT DONUT PLACES SO THERE!"
"Riiiiiiight...." Harry said. "Hey, how do I get out of this hell hole?"
"Follow the yellow brick road! Oh, don't forget the ruby slippers!" Voldie said. Voldie ran over to the poor squished giant squid and took the ruby slippers off of two of its feeties and handed them to Harry.
"I am not wearing those!" Harry yelled.
"Why not?" Voldie asked.
"They're high heels!!" Harry said.
"I think they're cute. WEAR THEM!"
"NO!"
"Rubino pantofola!"
The ruby slippers attached themselves to Harry's feet.
"NOooooooooo!" Harry yelled. He tried to pull them off but they didn't budge no matter how hard Harry pulled at them. They were stuck on with Elmer's glue.
"Now go Harry! Go find the Wizards of Oz! Remember follow the yellow brick road!" Voldie said.
Harry walked off grumbling and occasionally tripping cause of the heels.
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