BOOMBOX: The following is a Truth or Dare story. Kitsuneroyale doesn't own Tokyo Mew Mew, nor any music sung by Whitney Houston. Enjoy.
Chapter 1: It all begins!
Kitsune: Ohayou, Minna! Since I am a bit short on ideas, I decided to make a Truth, Dare or Torture story! I'm inviting three permanent people to join me at the very start, and the first co-host is behind this curtain! *pulls rope to make the curtain drop*
A girl at the age of fourteen appears, with long green hair that stopped at her knees, and has a natural (but permanent) tan. She is wearing green full-length cargo jeans, a black sleeveless shirt, a green long-sleeved button-up shirt tied around her waist, and black sandals. She is wearing a leaf pendant made out of a special metal material, and green wristbands. She opens her eyes to reveal her ocean blue eyes, then has a smile around her face, and walks down to where Kitsune is standing.
Kitsune: This is Kana Ankorra, she's 14 years old, likes spicy food and to dance, hates Masaya (almost everyone hates Masaya, admit it.), and is Lettuce's cousin.
Kana: Kitsune.
Kitsune: What is it?
Kana: Where's the cast?
Kitsune: We'll get to that. Don't worry. The second co-host is behind another curtain! Kana, would you do the honours?
Kana: Okay. *pulls the rope to make the curtain drop*
A girl at the age of twelve falls face first on the floor where the curtain is. She has gold chin-length hair, with her cheeks being peachy when she helped herself up, and hazel eyes. She is wearing a long-sleeved black shirt, an archer's vest, a knee-length blue denim skirt, light blue converse shoes, and a brown hat. She then ran to where Kana and Kitsune are standing.
Kitsune: This is Nana Kiiroi. She's 12 years old, likes to play archery, doesn't like to be left alone, and is obsessed with slice-of-life anime, Godzilla monsters and ninja movies.
Nana: FINALLY! I HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH! *looks around me and Kana and notices that no one but the three of us are here* Where's the cast?
Kitsune: Like I said, we'll get to that. The third and final co-host is behind the last curtain! *pulls the curtain, but nothing happens*
Kana: Maybe I should try *pulls the curtain, still nothing happens*
Nana: I WANNA TRY! I WANNA TRY!
Kitsune: Forget it. What makes you think that 'three times' the charm for this rope?'
Nana: I DO! PLEASE! *poses like a dog and turns eyes into cute puppy dog eyes with tears coming out*
Kitsune: *sigh* I can't stay mad at you. Go ahead and pull it.
Nana: YAY! *pulls rope really hard and the curtain drops, and all of the debris that supported it, and a cloud of dust appears*
Kitsune: Nana.
Nana: Yes?
Kitsune: *punches Nana so hard she flies to the wall and is knocked unconscious* DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Kana: Did you have to punch her that hard?
Kitsune: You never know what it's like when you're alone with her and a mountain load of candy.
Kana: I see.
?: That person ruined my ice cream.
A person emerged from the dust cloud to reveal a girl around the age of sixteen with long white hair that stops at the end of the back, pony-tailed, and has normal skin. She is wearing a white T-shirt with a pink button-up shirt over it, and a chocolate brown jacket over the pink shirt. She is also wearing a chocolate brown thigh-length skirt with a white belt supporting it, and brown ankle-length laceless shoes. She is also wearing glasses due to her bad sight in her left eye. She throws her ice cream at the wall, and then walked down where Kana and Kitsune were standing.
Kitsune: And our final co-host joining us is Sachiko Aisu Kurimu. She's 16 years old, likes bad drama shows, hates people not being respective to her team mates (or in this case, her co-hosts), and is a football fanatic.
Sachiko: And I like ice cream. *smiles*
Kitsune: Yeah.
Sachiko: So why aren't the cast here?
Kana: We don't know.
Kitsune: Well, I was able to get the cast here-
Kana: You mean you were hiding the cast all the time and you didn't tell us?
Kitsune: That's not the point. As I was saying, I was able to get the cast here, but it wasn't easy. I had to bound or gag every person, and Pudding was the hardest out of all of them.
Nana: *comes to* Because she put up a fight?
Kitsune: No, she was playing on the trees all day.
Co-Hosts (except Kitsune): Oh.
Kitsune: So, without further ado, I give you, THE CAST OF TOKYO MEW MEW! *pulls curtain to reveal every cast member bound and gagged, except for Pudding, who was tranquilised*
Kana: I thought you said you bound and gagged every cast member!
Kitsune: Well I couldn't do it out in the afternoon!
Kana: I guess it makes sense.
Sachiko: *whispers while eating ice cream she got out of nowhere* Who did you bound and gag first?
Kitsune: Mint. I was able to put sleeping pills in her tea. *snaps fingers and gags disappear*
Ichigo: WHAT THE F-
Kitsune: If you swear, I will make you fall asleep forever.
Ichigo: WHAT THE heck, IS GOING ON?
Kitsune: Welcome to my humble abode! *shows a large sofa that fits 20 people, 10 couches, a large and wide wooden table where the sofa is featuring a large array of snacks, meat, drinks and cakes, an abnormally large plasma screen TV that shows four channels, and features a Wii showing Mario Kart Wii on the screen, a Sega Genesis and CD showing Sonic the Hedgehog on the screen, a PlayStation 3 showing Gran Turismo 5 on the screen, and a Laserdisc game console showing Time Gal on the screen, and a large chandelier* Mi casa is su casa!
Mint: What?
Kitsune: You're welcome to enjoy.
Kana: Hi Lettuce! *jumps and hugs Lettuce*
Lettuce: Um…Hi?
Kitsune: I'll explain later. You must be wondering why you're here, right?
Zakuro: Well, because of the atmosphere and the bountiful feast, are we in heaven?
Kitsune: No, you're not dead.
Ryou: Then what about Pudding?
Kitsune: Oh! *snaps fingers and tranquilser darts from her neck disappear* She was knocked out.
Ryou: And who the hell are you?
Kitsune: *sighs, then snaps fingers at Ryou* *Ryou falls asleep* All of you are in my Truth, Dare or Torture place! There is no escape… from the fun. Kick back and relax.
Ichigo: Wait. What did you just say?
Kitsune: Kick back and relax.
Kisshu: Before that.
Kitsune: There is no escape… from the fun.
Masaya: Before that.
Kitsune: *throws tomahawk at him* *Masaya spins until he falls to the ground, dead and a puddle of blood surrounds his head* Anyone else want to try?
Everyone: *shook heads*
Kitsune: Good. Anyway, you are in my Truth, Dare or Torture place! *confetti surrounds the building, but doesn't land on the food or Sachiko's ice cream, somehow* So why aren't you whining like in the other Truth or Dares?
Ichigo: *depressed* Because Masaya told me that we should see other people. *cries*
Kitsune: I'm so sorry. Maybe you can find someone else to love. Speaking of which, *snaps fingers, and a giant radio playing "I Wanna Dance With Somebody' by Whitney Houston appears.* Everyone is allowed to enjoy!
*Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce, Zakuro, Kisshu, Pai, Deep Blue and Keiichiro walk to the 20-seater sofa where Sachiko is eating an ice cream. Pudding and Taruto both go after the cakes, and Blue Knight is just standing like the odd one out.*
Kitsune: Blue Knight, why aren't you relaxing like the rest?
Blue Knight: I'm not fooled by your cheap trickery!
Kitsune: Well guess what, Blue Knight. *snaps fingers, and Blue Knight is killed by a falling piano. Kitsune then look up.* Where did that piano come from, anyway?
*Kana, Nana and Sachiko both look at each other, and shrug*
Kitsune: Well, don't forget to review the chapter and give us some great dares! There's always room for plenty of co-hosts! I will update when I get three or four reviews! Sayounara, Minna!
Kitsune: What did you think of the chapter?
Kana: I thought it was fire trucking hilarious!
Nana: I got a sore head. *rubs sore part of her head*
Sachiko: Don't worry. Here's an ice cream.
Nana: Thank you. *licks ice cream slowly*
Kitsune: Please review, Minna!