Ok, so this was inspired by a comic I saw on tumblr. I just HAD to write out what happened-my way, of course. Mentions of Prustria, T for Prussia being Prussia. Enjoy~!
It was just a normal day in the Germanic household. Germany sat on the couch and read, while Austria was composing at his beloved piano behind him. Prussia was-Hey, where WAS Prussia? Germany sighed. If he didn't know where his brother was, then he'd probably be getting into trouble somewhere. And that meant that Germany'd have to clean up his mess.
As if on cue, Prussia burst into the room next to the piano. "Hey guys, you'll never believe where the awesome me has been!" he exclaimed loudly. Germany heard a terrible dischord as Austria slammed his hands down on the piano. More keys tinkled as someone leaned against them. A strangled gasp came from behind him.
Germany turned and gaped at the sight before him. Austria had turned around on the piano bench so that his back was facing the keys, and it was he who was currently leaning against said keys. Prussia was completely naked, 'kesesese'ing, and reaching towards Austria's crotch, the uke blushing furiously as he attempted to stay out of reach.
After a moment of processing, Germany jumped into action. Hurdling the couch, he slammed a booted foot into his brother's back in one fluid motion. After he hit the ground face-first Prussia stopped struggling, but Germany kept his foot on the albino's back. "I don't care what you two do in the bedroom," he said. "But please confine it to the bedroom." Austria blushed an even deeper shade of red. "I don't know what you're thinking, but we definitely did NOT plan thi-Uwah!"
He cut off as Germany picked him up and slung him over his back like a sack of potatoes. (mmmm, potatoes...uh, anyway) Satisfied that his brother was out cold, he proceeded to carry Austria out the room. "What are you doing?" Austria protested. "Taking you to your room," Germany replied, "And locking the door." "Why?" "So that he," Germany bobbed his head in the direction of the living room, "Can't get to you. Ah, here we are."
Taking the key from his pocket, he opened the door to Austria's bedroom, threw him in in a very undignified way, and locked the door. Then, heading back to the living room, did much the same thing with Prussia. He also made sure to lock Prussia's windows, just in case he was stupid enough to try to escape that way.
That night, Germany sat on the couch reading, listening to his brother's protests. 'And so all is right in our house again,' he thought satisfactorily. Until he heard the sound of glass breaking. "Shit!" he exclaimed aloud as he ran to put a stop to his brother's antics...again.
...Soooo? How did you like it? Make sure to tell me in a Review! And if you all want me to do more, I've got a couple of ideas... heh heh heh...3 See ya!