Myself: I know this has been done a million times, but I will have the star of my fan fiction story to do the disclaimer. Samus?

Samus: Thank you. Golfer does not own anything related to smash bros or its involved characters.

Myself: Thanks. Now because I am annoying to my readers, on with the story.

13 years ago:

"Wow, this place is enormous" exclaimed Samus who was marveling at the huge building known as smash mansion. She didn't notice Mario running toward it until she was knocked over. "Mama Mia! Pardon me, sir" Mario said, apologetically. Samus was in her armor, but could sense herself blushing. Why did everyone believe she was a guy?! Samus is a girl's name, after all! She just lost it with the unfortunate plumber. She punched him and threw him into a tree. She stomped into the mansion. Mario just muttered "I guess the dude is in a bad mood!"

"Hello Samus" Master Hand said when she got inside, shaking himself with Samus's hand. "Everyone has been settled except you and a Mr.…Mario. He is your roommate and-" Crazy Hand interrupted Master Hand by having his daily breakdown. "BRRRROOTHERERRRRR! WEEEEEEEEEEENNNEHEEEEHGAHGIEAHGOHG!!!! TAPIIOCAHHJFAERHTGJ. WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Master Hand was clearly disturbed by this, and responded.

"Crazy, it's okay…HEY, STOP POKING SAMUS! What the…HEY, QUIT INFLATING JIGGLY PUFF! HEY, STOP. TRYING. TO. THUMBWRESTLE. MEEEE!!!!!!" Crazy Hand whimpered and left, obeying his older brother. "I am sorry Samus that you had to meet my brother that way. He does have a good heart in his crazy body somewhere. Anyway…look, there is Mario! Samus turned to meet her roommate with twigs in his hair. Samus sighed and went up to her room. Mario did the same thing. Master Hand was busy trying to deflate poor Jigglypuff, who put the balloon in balloon pokemon.

"Let's get something straight" Samus began to Mario in their room. She didn't need to say anymore. She took off her armor, and in her place stood a stunningly gorgeous woman. Samus was in her Zero Suit.

"So you aren't a guy…" Mario just said. Samus sighed and was about to take a nap when she noticed Mario wasn't staring at her. He just sat and read a book.

"Well?" Samus asked. "Why aren't you staring at me? Not a day goes by when a guy doesn't stare at me for days on end…"

"So? If we will be friends, it's not gonna be about looks!" Mario was satisfied with that and continued reading. Samus sensed it was going to be a great year.

Master Hand told every smasher to sit in an auditorium. Samus sat two chairs from Mario, who both sat in the front. Master Hand's booming voice was heard.

"To understand each other, each hero will talk about the villains in their life. Let's start with Samus." Samus was surprised, and then began.

"It all started when I was three. I was with my parents when a roar was heard everywhere. I will spare everyone the details, but…" Samus breathed in, wiped a tear, and then continued. "But…my parents were killed by this massive dragon called Ridley. He tried to kill me but this bird people saved me, brought me to their planet, infused me with their blood which gives me surprising power and agility, and gave me a power suit. Well, that's how it all started. The rest is about me kicking that stupid thing's tail with my arm cannon and shooting metroids. The end."

"Very good" said Master Hand. "We feel your pain, and we hope Ridley dies. Now, how about Mario." Mario suddenly began to speak.

"It started with me and Bowser when we were both babies. You see, Bowser is a lot like Ridley, except he is strangely kind to princesses, is smaller, and knows dark magic. Anyway, me and Luigi, my little bro, were being delivered by the stork. Then, Bowser's caretaker and minion, Kamek, knocked me from the stork, but not my bro. I luckily fell on top of a Yoshi, which is a lot like a horse except is more reptilian. So, he protects me, and we beat Bowser in the end, who was super powered up. To this day, he seems immortal. Despite Bowser's strength, agility, magical powers, and immortality, I will never stop until I beat Bowser. I vowed to protect the world from him. Who knows, maybe like Samus I will fight my enemy through the galaxy and succeed once and for all." After that, everyone was clapping, even Master Hand, who was hitting the floor. This continued until everyone was done. Master Hand then asked about powers used to fight the enemies. Mario was the first called. "Well, I can shoot fire from my hand, which is one of Bowser's weaknesses. The other being, well…………anyway, I once hurled the massive one ton monster into a bomb a hundred feet away, so I'm pretty strong. I have endurance, which is increased if I eat a specific mushroom, which will make me grow. I think I am pretty smart, though Bowser does apparently have an IQ of 8000 or something. Yeah, right, more like -8000 which is still too high, but I'm sidetracking. Anyway my last one is my only difference between me and my bro. He is fascinated by electricity. I am bound more to fire. Who knows, that might give us both crazy powers one day. Basically I am to Luigi what Master Hand is to Crazy Hand, except for the whole crazy thing-" Mario was cut off by Crazy Hand, who ripped off his strait jacket upon hearing his name. He suddenly started yelling.

"BROOTHHHEER! MY BIG BRO! WE ARE OUT OF UTENSELS FOR OUR REFRIGERATOR!!!!!! IWILLDIEIWILLDIEIWILLDIE!"

"Little bro, please calm down! If you don't, you will have another panic attack. I picked up tapioca." Master Hand was able to calm his brother before shooting him with a tranquilizer. Before he went out 6 empty chairs broke in half. Master hand went near the chairs and they reassembled. Everyone was in shock. Master Hand explained. "I was made with the basis of creation. My brother was made out of the ruins of destruction. I guess it is a lot like Luigi's more uncontrolled electrical power and Mario's controlled, tempered fire powers. I can sense those conflicting powers."

Samus talked about her powers. "Well, I can shoot with my arm cannon. I am also crazy strong because of the Chozo blood. I am so flexible, I can turn into a tiny ball. Like this!" She got into her morph ball form with ease. "I can plant bombs with this form. In my zero suit…" Samus took this opportunity to shed her armor. Fox, another smasher, couldn't keep his toung in his mouth. Other's gasped, either at how beautiful she was or that she was a woman. "Yes, I am a woman and Fox…" She shot Fox. "Anyway, In my zero suit I have a whip in my gun. The gun paralyzes things." Master Hand groaned.

"Ugh. Why couldn't I have that when crazy hand has his breakdowns! Man. Anyway, next up is…" Samus wasn't listening that next was Luigi. Soon everyone went and Master Hand dismissed them to their room.

Well, so ends my first chapter. Please Review. I will listen.