Once upon a time, Joy was being evil.
She was being really evil because Fabain wouldn't make out with her.
And also because Stella-from that band Lemon Month or whatever it was called. It was from America. Joy hated stuff from America. Like Nina. And bands like that.- decided to get preggers, and everyone was making a big deal about it. Which distracted her from important things like murdering Nina. That was her job. Well, that and hooking up with Mick. But she was in an evil mood, not a Mickish mood. He ate so many bananas anyway.
Being evil was more fun.
Joy sat around Anubis House, plotting evil ways to be evil and kill Nina, along with all Americans. She turned on some music and sang along sadly. Then, she ate some icecream. She was really heartbroken, but she had been replaced, so no one really cared.
They were so over her.
They all liked stupid American stuff.
They used to only like Twilight, which she actually liked, but now they all liked everything.
Then, Joy came to an epiphany. America wasn't evil, it was her ticket to Fabian's heart! Her logic was this: Nina was American. Fabian liked Nina. If Joy acted American, he would like her, too, and probably better, since she was hotter. She decided to research American things by watching things like MTV and Glee.
She didn't know what channel MTV was, so she got a DVD of Glee from the store. She normally ordered DVDs in the mail, but she was embarrassed to be watching stupid American things. Besides, it was cheap because it was really old. It was called 'Journey to Sectionals' or something like that and only had thirteen episodes on it. She decided to watch it while Patricia was off flirting with teachers or whatever and everyone else was busy fawning over Nina as always. After she watched the whole DVD, she realized two things- Americans sang a lot, and popular girls often got pregnant.
Then, Joy finally found the channel for MTV. She saw a show on it called 'Teen Mom.' Joy realized that all cool Americans always got pregnant, and wondered why Nina wasn't. It was probably because Nina wasn't a cool American. Joy resolved to get pregnant and become the British, hot version of a cool American. Thus started her evil plan to make out with Fabes.