Author's Note: this fanfic is inspired by Mr CJ's Flipswitch, with his permission to use the idea. Other than the fact that it's sort of the reversal version of his idea, it has no connection to the Flipswitch fanfic. This fic will be going in a very different direction from Flipswich... that is all.

Ever had one of those nights where you know you've slept but your body and mind disagree? That's exactly how I felt as I slammed my hand down on my annoying alarm clock and picked my exhausted self up from the comfort of my warm bed.

I wandered over to my bathroom to brush my teeth and fix my hair. I must have still been half asleep at the time, or else I would have noticed how I was suddenly half a foot taller than everything since last night. Entering the bathroom, I grabbed my toothbrush and looked at myself in the mirror to start the usual ritual of getting ready for the day...

...What stared back at me was the last thing I expected.

I screamed, a deep voice I didn't recognize coming from my throat, and I fell back. My head slammed against the wall.

What the hell happened to me?!

"Kyon...?" A small voice called down the hall. She opened the door and poked her head through. Her features were just like I remembered, yet entirely different at the same time. It seems I'm not the only one who's been affected.

"Are you okay?"

Obviously I wasn't. And why wasn't she more concerned about our sudden changes?! "What happened?!"

The little girl giggled, "You fell down and hit your head, silly!" She looked at my face and giggled some more, and I realized my toothbrush was still hanging out of my mouth and I was starting to drool the toothpaste. I quickly fixed myself and ran off to my room. I opened my closet and stared at the clothes. They seemed to have also changed to accomodate this "condition" of mine. My mind was about to panic as I realized I would have to undress myself to change into those clothes when my mom called up to me to say I had friends at the door.

I wasn't expecting anybody to pick me up for school, and my mind was battling between not letting anyone see me like this EVER and the hope that maybe whoever it is will also be changed and know what's going on. The second one won.

I ran down the stairs with my bag and was greeted at the door by three people I've never seen in my life: Two girls, one acting extremely nervous with long light brown hair and a girl with short grey hair who just stood and stared at me. I found myself wondering if she was even breathing. The third member of the group was an, I'll admit, cute guy, but his smile sent a few chills down my spine. He was the one who spoke first, raising his hand up in hello as if we had known each other all our lives or something.

"Hey, Kyon. I got a call from Nagato saying that some kind of drastic change happened to you last night, and that we should come right away." He stared at me curiously, and I just stood there in shock from everything that's happened this morning and the sudden strangers who seemed to know me... wait, did he just call me KYON?!

"I don't see anything unusual, though," He looked over to the grey haired girl, "Are you sure something happened to him, Nagato?" The girl named Nagato nodded her head, and I couldn't take it anymore.

"What the hell do you mean there's nothing wrong with me?! I've suddenly turned into a friggin' BOY!!" My face was red and I started to pant from shouting so loud.

Their blank faces at what I said only made the anger and embarrassment worse.