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Dean Winchester rolled his eyes and downed his beer in one long gulp.
"She's no-one - just some chick." he shrugged.
But Gabriel wasn't buying it.
"C'mon Deano - details!" He begged, sipping his cherry soda.
"Is she a stripper? Does she have VD?" Crowley asked, leaning in to join the conversation.
"Dean, is she a reaper?" Castiel asked with serious concern.
The boys all turned to stare at Castiel perplexedly.
"I don't want you to experience what I did with April." Castiel said seriously. "Well the sexual intercourse was obviously pleasant, but aside from that-" Castiel stopped as Dean threw him a dark look. He didn't want to remember the reaper that had stabbed his best friend right in front of him.
"Guys - chill out!" Dean said exasperatedly. "Nothing's going to happen. We're meeting up for drinks later. That's all!"
"Sounds like something's going to happen Squirrel..." the King of Hell said with an obnoxious wink...