As this is my first fanfic, please review! I set this story to before Ash Ketchum begins his journey to Shinou (upcoming new episodes in Japan). Rated M for language.
Disclaimer:I do not own anything of Pokemon
Ash Ketchum, our idiotic protagonist opened his eyes in frustration at the intruding sunlight coming in from his bedroom window. His head throbbing, giving the obvious sign of a hangover. His mother came in with her damn annoying hum sighed as she observed the beer cans and bottles just thrown around his room.
"Ash honey, you know that you are underage for drinking alcohol." Ash sat up from his bed, gave her the 'do you think I fucking care look?' and grabbed a new can from his six-pack. "Ash did you here me? I'm your mother and as the one that houses you, I suggest you listen young man!" That was enough to get him motivated. He started what most of his friends disdainfully call it 'The Ass Rant.' "Mom, #1) It's been over 7 years since my public debut so I should be old enough, #2) I rarely come in the goddamn house, and #3) HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP THIS PLACE WHEN YOU HAVE NO FUCKING JOB!
His mother began sobbing and ran out the room for Ash to only roll his eyes and mutter "nagging bitch."
The phone began ringing. Ash eyed the caller ID and saw that it was none than May, the other bitch he was forced to be associated with. Probably calling to brag about some damn contest,... or worse. He cringed, remembering how she tried to make a move on him during their travels at the Battle Frontier. Oh how he hated to even think about that incident.
The phone rang again irritating him even more as he picked up the receiver only to get more pressure on his pathetic life, but thank God, it wasn't May. "Mr. Ketchum, I'm just calling to remind you that there will be a meeting tomorrow discussing your upcoming new season for the fourth generation of Pokemon." Ash grumbled, another season for people to watch him lose another tournament, oh joy. "Fine I'll be there," he hung up, " with my damn rifle that is."
Sorry it this chapter was short, but it will get better in the next. R and R!