A/N: I don't own hetalia or any of the characters. this is all random stories and thoughts that pop in my head when i'm sleeping or prowling around at night. Please review and i hope you like it. If you have any ideas as to what i should write, please feel free to tell me and i will do that to the best of my ability.

Random Hetalia One-Shots:

Randomness: Italy's Lunar Cycle-
(Germany & Fem Italy)

Italy woke up with a refreshing yawn as she stretched out on the bed. Quietly she rose from her comfortable position and walked into the bathroom as she heard Germany call from the kitchen "Italy! Breakfast is ready!"

She hollered back "Be there in a minute!" before washing her face at the sink. She looked into the mirror and smiled, fluttering her wet eyelashes before grabbing for a hand towel to dry off. Suddenly she felt something wierd and her face turned red as a embarrassing thought crossed her mind.

Germany sat down sipping a cup of freshly made coffee as he began to read the newspaper. He heard Italy's light footsteps pad down the hallway behind him. When they came to the doorway, he didn't look up as he took a sip of his coffee "Good morning Italy!" When she didn't say it back as she walked passed him nervously, he looked up with a bit of concern.

'She always says good morning and she never walks into the kitchen without hugging me. Something's off with her.' He thought to himself. 'Did i do something wrong?' He looked back over the past few days and found he did nothing out of the usual. He folded up his paper and sat down his coffee as he rose to his feet and walked over to where Italy was pouring a cup of orange juice.

He placed a gentle hand on her shoulder and asked "Hey, is something the matter?"

Italy tensed slightly then relaxed but remained nervous and figety "Um...no...nothing is wrong baby." she replied.

Germany gave a gentle smile "You know you can tell me anything, right? What's the matter?"

Italy sat the orange juice down and began twiddling her fingers "Umm...okay..don't be mad okay."

Germany was even more concerned by the fact that Italy thought what she had to say would anger him "Okay. Tell me. I'm not going to be mad."

Italy mumbled her words under her breath before turning a bright red.

Germany, confused by her strange behavior asked "I'm sorry, could you say that a bit louder? I couldn't hear you."

Italy took a breath and said "Come here."

Germany moved closer as Italy leaned in to whisper into his ear "Can you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

Italy's face was crimson when she leaned back. When Germany finally registered her words, his face quickly became 5 different shades of red, each one darker than the last before he asked "WHAT?"

Italy's eyes brimmed with tears from embarrassment as she cried "I knew you'd be mad."

Germany wrapped his arms around her and held her close "I'm...not mad...i'm just...surprised is all." He voice betrayed his calm facade as it wavered.

Italy hugged Germany back "So will you do it?"

Germany nodded. His thoughts running through his mind 'What the hell am i gonna do? I don't know about female products. Where the hell am i going to find them?'

After breakfast he held a list of stuff he would need in his hand as he left the house to go shopping. On the way to the store he picked up his bruder Prussia to go along for the ride. When they arrived in the store, they stood in the femine hygene aisle for 20 minutes looking at the products and clueless as to what to get. Both red faced and confused. When they noticed a female clerk, Germany nudged his brother in the ribs "Go ask her for help."

Prussia's face turned red as he snapped "No. You do it. This is for your damn girlfriend."

Germany remembered how bad he was with people because he comes off as intimidating and scary so he used a trick "Please bro? I'll do anything you want me to do, just go ask her for help."

Prussia thought about it then replied "Fine, what i want you to do is go ask her yourself!"

Germany hung his head "But i thought The Awesome Prussia could do anythng? I thought he'd be awesome enough not to be embarrassed about talking to a girl and asking her a question." He looked sad and let down.

Prussia fell for Germany's guilt trick and laughed "Well i am awesome. Fine bruder. But you'll owe me big after this."

Germany knew what that meant "Fine i'll go out drinking and clubbing with you Friday, just please do this for me first."

Prussia swallowed his pride and walked up to the clerk and asked her for help. Germany watched from afar as he saw the girl giggle and Prussia turn a deep red then ask him a few questions herself as they returned to the tampon section. Germany heard her ask "Do you know how heavy her period is?"

Prussia shook his head, a look of shock on his face as the girl giggled again "That's going to be a problem. Here try these for now." She handed his a few small boxes and smiled "Do you need anything else?"

Prussia shook his head mumbling "Thanks." as she left.

Germany walked up behind his bruder and placed a hand on his shoulder while taking the boxes and placing them in the basket "You are a good soldier, taking one for the team. You shall have your leave...after you go through the check-out with these."

Prussia looked at his little bruder "You owe me more than just one Friday night dude. That was unawesome." He hung his head as they walked to the check-out area.

A/N: So what do you think? Have anyy thoughts. If you do, then please review! And if you dont, still review because your reviews keep me from being lazy. Thank you for reading.