"Sassssukeeee!!" the blonde's voice was heard throughout the school halls. It was a nice Monday morning, and Naruto was 9 going on 10. October 9th, it was. Sasuke and Naruto had starting dating not too long ago. September 30th, the day they got together. They were in love. They really were.

Sasuke entered through the halls, as he heard Naruto's voice ring through his ears. Sasuke found it, his little target. His victim. Sasuke was already 10 years old, but he liked to tell everyone he was a year younger, because he failed a school class once, so he was taken back a grade. Sasuke was behind him, Naruto turned around, and the second he got in position, the Uchiha pounced.

"Ahh, Sasuke!!" Naruto laughed. Sasuke kissed Naruto's cheeks and face to the fullest, before setting his lips on his little equal's lips. They broke apart, and cuddled for a moment, until someone had yelled out, "Get a room!"

Of course, they got up, and brushed themselves off. Another kiss and Sasuke was suddenly bapped on his rear. "Wha-what?" Sasuke turned his head to see his elder brother, who didn't seem quite happy. "Nii-san, what's up? We were just-" "Don't do that again. It's enough to have kissed him, but on the floor, Sasuke?"

"But nii-san-" "Ah, I don't approve! Just don't do it again." Sasuke pouted at him. "We were just kissing, I-" "Drop it. Listen, you're my little brother, and I'm a helper here. I only want you and the rest of the kids behaving your age." "Fine!" Sasuke was a little mad at his brother. Itachi walked off, hoping Sasuke's mind was set straight.

It wasn't.

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It was a practically a daily routine for Sasuke and Naruto to get caught playing doctor.(1) Whether it was new kissing, new touching, new positions, they would always do it, and they would always get caught, and not to mention, they would never listen when the adults told them not to.

If they liked it, they did it.

After school, Naruto was invited over to Sasuke's house, and of course, took up the offer. He was in his regular play clothes- a black t-shirt, and orange shorts. Naruto walked around the house with Sasuke, and straight into his room. They closed the door.

Through the door, you could hear giggles, moans, a few 'unappealing' words, and puckering lips. You may not've known what they were doing the whole time, but you certainly sure they probably shouldn't have been doing it.

It was lunch time, and Sasuke's mom didn't want to bother the boys, but she did want them for lunch. She ran through the house, and in front of Sasuke's room. She didn't open the door though.

Giggle. "That sounds fun."

Short giggle. "Yeah, I saw it on TV last night when Itachi wasn't home yet, cause he was buying groceries."

"How do you do it?" Giggle.

"Uh, well… they were like biting the girl's neck, and the girl seemed to enjoy it. He was sucking on her neck and stuff." Shift.

"What were they doing anyway?"

"I think they were having sex or something."

Giggle. "Really? Do you wanna have sex?"

Laugh. "Idiot. Kids can't have sex cause their bodies aren't big enough. Duh."

"What about when we grow up?"

"Okay." Giggle. "Do you wanna try the neck thing?"

"Okay, sure, Sasuke."

Short silence. Shift. Giggle. "Stop."

Giggle. More giggles.

Sasuke's mom stood there in silence. Was that her son? With Iruka's son? Talking about… you know.. When they're still nearly 9? She wasn't liking the idea. At least her son didn't try to have sex with him. 'Smart' kid.

She heard more giggles, and a few moans. She couldn't take it anymore. She opened the door to find her son's, Sasuke's, mouth latched onto Iruka's son's, Naruto's, neck. Naruto's cheeks were pink. They were obviously in the middle of shifting, because Naruto seemed in a sort of mid-position, but they seemed like they were suddenly frozen.

Itachi- Sasuke can deal with. His mom- Hell no.

Sasuke was wide-eyed as Naruto was at that moment. He took his mouth off Naruto's neck, and looked at the floor, as if he were guilty and thinking about his horrid punishment. A deer caught in the headlights.

But rather, Sasuke's mom was suddenly Mrs. Bright Side on them. "Okay, lunch time! C'mon." she said cheerfully. That's right. Play the cool card.

They were all sitting at the table. Sasuke and Naruto didn't touch their meals. They stared at them. "Aren't you gonna eat?" Itachi asked, knowing none the wiser that his mom had walked in on Sasuke giving Naruto a hickey. "Um, okay. I guess." Sasuke answered blankly. Still didn't touch their meals.

Sasuke's eyes wandered over to his mom, who smiled at him, and Sasuke, in turn, winced, and moved his eyes back to his untouched plate. "Last time I checked, food didn't jump into your mouth, son. And I don't think you eat with your eyes either."

"Um, not hungry." "Me neither." Sasuke and Naruto had their eyes set on each other now. Sasuke giggled. Then Naruto. Then Sasuke. Then the both of them. Leaving Itachi confused. "It's a couples' thing." "Ah."

"May we be excused?" Sasuke asked. "Yes, you may. Oh, and Sasuke!" "Yeah?" "Play nicely." A blush crept across their faces. "Okay, mom." "Alright, you may go."

Naruto and Sasuke were giggling. "Sasuke, what do you think sex is like?" "I think it must feel nice. I saw it on TV a few times, and the people seemed to enjoy themselves." "Really? I've seen a few times on TV where people were laying on their stomachs on another person's back, and the person under them seemed sorta hurt."(2)

"Well, whatever. I think it's really good. Do you wanna try a little?" "But you said that we don't have big enough bodies yet." "Well, I just wanna see how it feels. Maybe just a little?" "Okay, sure. So, how do you do it?"

Uh-oh.

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1. Lol. In case you don't know; playing doctor doing something you're not ready for at your age/doing something that you may need to be older for

2. LMAO I'm so sorry… LOL!!

OMFG, kids get in so much trouble… How do you like the first chapter? It's not really how the story is throughout the whole thing, but.. Anyway, I'm gonna make sure they'll be lots of chapters for this. LOTS. I'm not too good at writing long stories, so bare with me, kay? Thanks.