Dark Link Rants
Hey is this thing on? Hello? One-two, One-two-
Hey be quiet of course I know other numbers than one-two!
Testing one-two-three-
Shut your mouth and listen okay!? Yes I can count! No I'm not counting to a hundred!
Cause it's a waste of time alright? Now put a sock in it!
IT'S AN EXPRESSION YOU FOOL!!
Okay let's start! Nitendo! I have a few complaints!
This is Dark Link here and I want to know why on earth is it that Link- gets all the chicks!?
Seriously! Ocarina of Time he got let's see- Saria, Zelda, Malon and even that fish chick! I wasn't even in that game to!
Majora's mask he was an ugly shrub so just skip that- but even still he got another fairy and Zelda was there and all yeesh!
Then Twilight Princess ooohh the new game on the WII-
before I go on seriously why is it called the 'WII' kids would just be laughing at it going 'Look mummy it's pee!'
Continuing though- he get's even more girls! Those village girls with all their complicated names and all- he get's himself another girl too! Come on! Midna the little imp girl!
I haven't even gotten a girl yet!
No I'm not done ranting yet!
Now my point is- your throwing all the girls in his direction! Not me! I haven't even been shown that much, while he get's to skip around with girls trailing behind him!
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?
Also Link walks like a girl in Ocarina of Time! I just wanting to point that out because I don't want my alter ego to be so gay! Okay?
Now I want at least five girls in the next game or I'm going.
No I don't what princess Ruto! She's fish!
Hey don't grab my arm!
No I'm not done ranting!
NO! LINK I'LL GET YOU! REMBER THIS! ARGH! DON'T PULL ME OFF STAGE!
NO IT'S MY MICROPHONE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
GIVE ME! I WANT MY MICROPHONE! CURSE YOU NITENDO!! AND I WANT AT LEAST BLACK HAIR WHAT IS WITH THIS WHITE HAIR!? I'M NOT OLD!!
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Lol Randomness! Next chapter is...Navi...
Hmmm I wonder what she would rant on about?
I hope you enjoyed!
Disclaimer: I don't own Nitendo I wish I owned Dark Link
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