NICKELODEON Rant Song (Crystal Gems Song PARODY)
And now t's tiem for "Silly Songs with Rachel"! The part of the show, where Rachel comes out and sings a silly song.
Rachel: (gets out her guitar, and sits down) I'm ready.
Rachel: I loved nickelodeon when I was born, nowadays its reputaion is torn. In the 90s; it was all cool and quirky, but I believe that, now everyone's a jerk. Spongebob was number one, but now he's won no hearts. Along with Breadwinners, where ducks twerk and are sinners. That's why people now watch Cartoon Network. Nickelodeon is a (shouts and begins to smash her guitar, angerly) FUCKING. PIECE OF. SHIT! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YOU! FUCK! YYYOOOOOOUUUUU!... FUCK! (embarrased, she leaves and waves goodbye; running offstage)
This has been "Silly Songs with Rachel". Tune in next time to hear Rachel sing... Goodnight.