-Another Pointless Insertion: Myra's Journey-
Me: Yes, I am inserting myself in ToS. So sue me! This was inspired by freakyanimegal456. GO FREAKY! YOU ROCK GIRL!!!
Rayman: Huh? Why is your eye twitching...?
Me: I dunno. I haven't even had coke today! Weird... It's just... twitching! OMG, MY EYE IS FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!
Rayman: Excuse us. The Authoress has officially gone off the deep end.
Lloyd: And I thought she was weird when Seraph's Wrath came out...
Doopliss: GUYS! Watch what you say! Myra could be listening...
Me: To what?
All ex Myra: EEK!
Me: (Sigh) Let's just get this pointless fanfic on the road.
Lloyd: Right. Myra only owns the plot, and... herself. O.o
-Chapter One: Iselia-
Boy, school was rough today. A test that NO ONE had time to finish... Go figure! I explained to someone what a bell curve was. Then I realized that I was smart at things that WEREN'T required to pass college... Once again, go figure. I plopped down on the couch and put on my MP3 player's earphones. Yes, MP3 player, not Ipod. Though it did have its perks, such as it could record, use the radio and repeat. WOOT FOR REPEATS! Then I listened to the song I was playing. Aura... The one I'd based on my OC, Darkness. Suddenly, a figure of her flashed in my head. Do you want to visit them? She asked. Them? Who's them? The room around me began to swirl... Whoa... Did I have THAT many drinks of Gatorade? Suddenly, everything changed. I wasn't me anymore. Instead, I was my RPC. Myraku Kiriaku, the soft hearted betrayer. The land around me was familiar, too. It was... ISELIA?! Oh no, not ANOTHER day dream, Myra! Snap out of it... I hit myself on the head, and I felt it. Suddenly, this was more than a fantasy. Did I leave the MP3 player on last night again? This was totally... weird. Then I looked at my left hand. Yep, a Cruxis Crystal, just like my RPC. That meant... SWEET! I have blue wings!... I hope they're blue. As I decided to head for the village, I noticed a familiar face. Lloyd, the hero, who was still just a dunce. His two friends Colette and Genis were with him. I noticed I was around the Martel temple, so, gathering my wits about me, I waited there. The oracle is MUCH brighter in person, lemme tell you! I waited as Botta kicked the snot outta poor old Lloyd. Then, I couldn't bear to let Vidarr kill him, even though I knew Kratos would be there to save the day. I leapt out and smashed the ball in half with my magic sword. Cool, my magic ice blade was there! That thing is awesome! Anyhow, I was very angry at Vidarr for picking on the weak.
"You wanna bully some little kids?! Pick on someone your own size! Or at least your own age group!" I snapped. Lloyd looked up.
"Who are you?" He asked in shock.
"Yes, who are you?" Kratos came out from behind the bushes, arms crossed.
"That doesn't matter now! Fight, don't think!" I snapped. Believe me, when I think, it can take hours sometimes. I looked at my blade and bit my lip. Gee, I never did take sword practice with En... Maybe I should have? Anyways, Kratos joined us. I was really good, just like Myra. It came to me... almost like an instinct. I had seen Vidarr's patterns before, and he was ready to slash Lloyd in half.
"Look out!" I yelled as I leapt for Lloyd. We both tumbled down, and Vidarr gave me a nice cut down the arm.
"First aid!" Kratos yelled. Immediately, a white circle came over me, and my wound was gone.
"Oh, uh... Thanks Kr- Mister." I blushed. GEEZ, MYRA! NICE! YOU ALMOST BLEW YOUR OWN COVER!!! Vidarr slashed at me, I let out a little 'eep' and dodged. The rest of the fight was boring, so I'm not gonna write it. GEEZ! MY EYE IS TWITCHING TOO MUCH! I CAN BARELY SEE!!! Eh, anyhow, back with the story, we kicked Vidarr's butt. Botta cringed and stared at Kratos.
"Damn... I never thought you'd show up! Retreat for now!" Eh, Botta said that, so I had to include... --U Sorry, I don't like cursing, but I suppose I have to stick to the plot... Anyway, Botta ran off, and I nearly DIED! I won my first battle! WOOT!
"Well now, wasn't that refreshing?" I chuckled. But… Something was wrong. That battle took longer than the first time I ever…
"That was amazing!" Colette chirped. "She's really strong!" I blushed. Oh boy, let's play how badly can you screw up the plotline!
"I… Suppose it was alright." Lloyd grumbled. Apparently, he didn't like to have the spotlight taken off him.
"I must thank you for saving the chosen." Phaidra smiled.
"Ah, no big." I shrugged. "You just watch out, k?"
"Oh, that's right! I'm going to get the oracle now!" Colette remembered after all of the excitement.
"Mm, I see… You must be… the chosen, correct?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, yeah, that's me!" She smiled.
"Colette, you must now undergo the trial." Phaidra interrupted.
"Trial? What trial?" Lloyd blinked.
"The monsters, I would assume. An evil presence lurks within this Chapel." Kratos answered.
"Yes, that is correct." Phaidra nodded. "But the priests who were to accompany her fell at the hands of the Desians." Desians? Right. And I'm wearing a monkey suit.
"I'll protect her!" Lloyd chirped.
"Lloyd? I would be uneasy with just you." Phaidra almost laughed.
"Your name is… Lloyd?" Kratos cringed.
"Oh, about the Chosen situation." I interrupted. "My name's Myraku. Myraku Kiriaku. I'm a traveling fortune teller," I lied, making that up from Lufia: TLR and using my RPC's name. "But I'm a good fighter, too. I'm sort of a half mercenary, half fortune teller. As long as you can pay me, I'll protect the Chosen."
"I shall also protect the Chosen, if that is alright." Kratos glared at me as if he were… suspicious.
"Under the circumstances, I have little choice. Please, be of service." Phaidra smiled.
"Thank you. Oh, that's right! I never heard your names." I lied. I knew them all by heart!
"Oh yeah, I'm Genis!" The hyper half-elf smirked.
"I'm Colette. Nice to meet you!" The chosen smiled.
"I'm, uh… Lloyd…" The boy turned away. Gee, was he THAT jealous of me?
"I am Kratos. I am also a mercenary." Kratos appeared to be a little… angry.
"Ok, nice to meet 'yall!" Oh gosh… WHY do I talk like a cali-girl…? "Well, let's get going!"
"Hey, I wanna come, too!" Lloyd pouted.
"Lloyd, this is a serious situation. Children need to stay home." Kratos crossed his arms.
"What did you say?!" Lloyd glared at him with fury.
"Did I not make myself clear? You're a burden. Go home." Yeah, the only burden he is is an emotional one for you, mister 'I'm Too Good For You'! But… Kratos is in a bad situation… I'll let him slide.
"Umm, Mr. Kratos? Can Lloyd come along too? I get nervous when Lloyd's not around." The chosen persuaded.
"But…" Kratos tried to get out of it.
"Oh, come on!" I smiled. "He's just a kid! Besides, what harm can he do?" Lots of harm. Almost causing the Great Seed to be lost, killing Marble… etc.
"Fine. But don't blame me when someone gets hurt." Kratos snapped.
"Alright!" Lloyd chirped. "Hey Genis, you coming?"
"Huh? Me too?" Genis blinked.
"Of course!" Lloyd smiled. Oh my go- NO! BAD MYRA! LLOYD WINDS UP WITH-
"This isn't a field trip." Kratos grumbled.
"Thanks, Colette." Lloyd smiled as he caught up with the Chosen.
"It's the truth!" She returned his smile. Genis straggled behind us as we walked in.
"Wow, it's dark in here!" Lloyd squinted.
"Yup, really dark!" I smiled. Hmm… Imagine how Remiel would look dying in a huge flood of darkness… Wait, he's for future plot… Don't kill him yet…
"…" Kratos stared at Lloyd.
"Huh? What is it?" Lloyd asked.
"Lloyd, are your sword fighting techniques self-taught?" Kratos asked.
"Yeah. That's right." Lloyd answered.
"…" Kratos handed him a training manual.
"Huh? What's this?" Lloyd's eyes weren't fixed to the darkness yet, I suppose.
"It's a training manual. If you want to learn how to properly wield a sword, then you need to know the basics." Kratos explained. He then walked off in direction of the sorcerer's ring.
"Hmph! You think you're so smart…" Lloyd grumbled. We ran into the seal. Kratos sighed and followed us.
"What's this?" Lloyd blinked.
"It's a seal. I think the sorcerer's ring that's in the lowest part of the temple can open it." I wasn't very amused. No duh, I've done that, probably 20, 30… Anyways, after a while, we beat up golems, got the sorcerer's ring, and headed back to the sealed door. Lloyd was dying to use the ring.
"Lemme try it out!" He grabbed the ring from my hands.
"Hey, you could at least try to be polite…" I mumbled. Hah, wishful thinking, Myra. Lloyd pointed the ring at the door and fired. I sighed and counted in my head. 3…2…1…
"Oh, is that all it does?" He looked at the ring, disappointed. Bing bing! I win the prize! Oh boy… Get ready to try not to murder the freak in the dress…
Me: Ah, yup, I've got OCD. I now have FOUR stories…
Rayman: Yeah, and all of them are getting updated EXCEPT mine!
En: And you haven't made me say anything in a long time!
Me: SIS! RAY! HOLD UP! I can only do so many things at a time… Oh, by the way, this is Enigma.
En: Yo.
Me: She's my sister. Her username is Sukasa192.
Rayman: Ray, huh…? Hmm… Has a nice ring to it…
Me: Wutevahs… Me ist tired… My eye was twitching for a WHOLE DAY!!!
Rayman: Igh. That must've been gross…
Me: It was. I thought something got in it, but…
Doopliss: Meep! Meep meep meep meep meep!
Rayman: WHAT?!
Me: Oh REALLY now!
Doopliss: Meep… Meep meep meep meep meep meep meeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
Me: He says he learned never to copy someone when they were playing Meepit games on Neopets.
Rayman: Meepit? Neopets? You humans are crazy.