Collection of jokes involving my most favorite character in Bleach, Kon!
Edited. The idea for this chapter came from a text message.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
Noba, Ririn, and Kon were chased by two Arrancars. They decided to hide on a hut full of sweet potatoes. They saw three empty sacks lying on the floor. Noba hid himself in the first sack, Ririn in the second sack, and Kon in the third sack. When the Arrancars came inside the hut, they saw the three sacks. The Arrancars looked at each other and agreed to check on the sacks.
"I think they're hiding in one of these sacks," whispered the first Arrancar to his buddy.
"Let's see," answered the second Arrancar.
The first Arrancar kicked the sack near him.
"Arf! Arf!" growled Noba, imitating the sound of a dog.
"Oh, it's just a dog. Check that sack near you," ordered the first Arrancar to his buddy.
"Good thing the Arrancars aren't that smart," muttered Noba to himself. The second Arrancar kicked the sack next to him.
"Meow, meow," said Ririn nervously.
"Just a stupid cat! Maybe they're hiding on that third sack."
The two Arrancars kicked the third sack simultaneously. They heard no sound. They kicked it again. Nothing's happening. They kicked it again, this time harder.
"What the hell!" yelled Kon. "You idiots! Can't you understand? I'm a sweet potato, I have no sound!"
The Arrancars then caught Kon because of his stupidity.
Lesson: Don't disguise yourself into a sweet potato.
I really really love stuffed animal Kon. I think I'm obsessed with him haha. Please let me know what you think about this. Thanks!