Six Flags

Genre: Humor/Drama

Rating: K+ for minor swearing

Pairings: HitsuHina, slight IchiRuki and IshiHime

Summary: Everyone is bored out of their minds, and they have no idea what to do. The solution to the problem is...going to Six Flags Great America! But, Six Flags can be more dangerous than you think. Yeah, that summary kinda sucked. Read and review please! Warning: Crackfic

Note: This is a complete crackfic, so it is supposed to be over exaggerated and completely OOC.

Disclaimer: This is where I think of some clever and witty way to say that I don't own Bleach. :)

Chapter 1

The bell rang, and everyone exited the building to go home. The group gathered near the fountain in front of their school.

"Hey guys, I think we should do something, in honor of the first day of high school!" Ichigo said.

"How about we go to the mall? That's always fun," Orihime suggested. Rukia and Hinamori nodded in agreement.

"Ugh, of course you guys want to go to the mall. Guys hate that place. It's like eternal torture," Renji argued.

"And the worst part of it is Victoria's Secret," Ikkaku added. The rest of the guys shuddered noticeably.

"Tell me about it. Every time I want to go to Abercrombie and Fitch, I always have to pass that place. That store gives me the creeps! Those sales ladies are always staring me down when I walk by," Hisagi shuddered.

"Really? I think they have cute stuff there. I love their perfume, especially 'Pure Seduction.' It's absolutely amazing! I'm wearing it right now!" Yumichika flipped his hair. Everyone stared at him skeptically.

"Okay...umm...how about we go to Six Flags?" Ishida suggested.

"Sure! That sound fun!" Hinamori smiled.

"Great," Hitsugaya muttered.

"What's wrong? Are the roller coasters too scary for you? Or are you not tall enough to ride them?" Hinamori teased.

A vein throbbed on Hitsugaya's forehead. "Okay, that's it. I'll show you who's the scaredy cat around here. Let's go," then he whispered into her ear, "And I am not that short."

"Oh my gosh! This is so exciting!" Orihime squealed.

"You're acting as if you've never been here before," Ishida raised his eyebrow.

Orihime gave a pout. "That's not very nice, Uryu."

"Hey you guys, stop fighting. Anyway, what ride should we go to first?" Hisagi asked.

"How about Superman?" Ichigo suggested.

"Nah, I like Raging Bull better."

"I want to go on Dark Knight."

"How about Batman?"

"What about the Whizzer?" Yumichika asked.

Every stared at him. "That ride is for little kids who are scared of big roller coasters, idiot!" Renji yelled.

"But I don't want to go on any of the big roller coasters. I'll ruin my hair! Besides, I didn't even want to come anyway."

"Then why did you come with us?"

"Because I didn't want to be left out—I'd feel lonely."

Ikkaku gave cleared his throat. "Hey guys, um, if it's possible, I'd like to go on a roller coaster some time...I don't know...maybe TODAY?!"

Hitsugaya nodded his head. "Yeah, I agree. Let's just pick some place and go."

"But I want to go on Raging Bull!"

"And I want to ride Superman!"

"Let's not forget Hurricane Harbor!" Rukia added.

"Okay guys, there's a simple solution to this. Let's just split up into two groups and go on whatever rides we want," Hinamori suggested.

"Hmm, that sounds good. Who wants to go to the roller coasters first?" Hisagi asked everybody.

Ishida, Ikkaku, Hisagi, and Renji raised their hands.

"And who wants to go to Hurricane Harbor?"

Hinamori, Hitsugaya, Rukia, Ichigo, and Orihime raised their hands.

"Come on Ishida, come to Hurricane Harbor with us. Don't you want to hang out with me?" Orihime gave the boy her best puppy-dog pout. "Please?"

Although he tried really hard, he eventually gave in to Orihime and her puppy-dog pout. "Okay, fine. I guess I'll go to the water park with you."

Orihime squealed and gave Ishida a suffocating hug.

"Please...let go...Orihime...Running...out of...air..."

She immediately let go. "Sorry Ishida," she said with a blush.

"Hey Yumichika, you didn't pick a group," Renji said.

"Well, if I go on the roller coasters, I'll ruin my hair. If I go to the water park, my hair will get wet. Either way, my hair is not going to survive." he gave an exasperated sigh. "This sucks."

"If you don't choose soon, we are going to just leave you in the dust."

"But I don't want to mess up my hair!" he protested.

"Whatever, let's go guys," Ichigo said.

The two groups made their way to their destinations. Poor Yumichika was left in the dust, standing alone.

"Wait! Wait for me!" Making a quick decision, he followed the group going to the roller coasters.

Okay, so that was my first fanfic! Please read and review! I know it was pretty bad, but encouragement does help. Personally, I'm really proud of myself for finally finishing a chapter.