Bishi Talkshow
Author: This is a combination of characters from different animes. The top 5 bishounens are only according to my friends and I…
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine
Kikyo: Ohayo Gozaimazu everyone! I'm your cute and lovable host, Kikyo!
Audience: (claps politely)
Kikyo: We are honored to have here some of the most celebrated heartthrobs known to animekind.
Audience: Woohoo!
Kikyo: Please welcome bishi no. 1, Kenshin Himura!
Kenshin fan girls: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kenshin: (waves at fans mildly)
Kikyo: (covers her ears) Ok! Next bishi is the flaming alchemist, Roy Mustang!
Roy fan girls: OMG!!!!!!!
Roy: (Does the 1000-watt smile)
Roy fan girls: (faint)
Kikyo: (sweatdrops) Well on with bishi no. 3, Hao Asakura!
Hao fangirls: (hearts on their eyes) We love you, Hao-sama!
Kikyo: (hearts on her eyes) Me too! (coughs) I mean, here comes bishi no. 4, Heero Yuy!
Heero fan girls: Marry us, Heero!
Heero: (looks at them boredly)
Kikyo: (laughs) sorry girls, he's already taken by Releena.
Heero fan girls: Awww…
Kikyo: And last but not the least, Sasuke Uchiha!
(No one comes out)
Kikyo: (wonders) Sasuke? (goes backstage and pulls Sasuke outside)
Sasuke fan girls: AAAAHHHHH!!!!! Sasuke-kun!!!!!
Sasuke: (glares at Kikyo and struggles) Let go of me, baka.
Kikyo: C'mon Sasuke. Please stay. (puppy dog pout)
Sasuke: Hn. Whatever.
Kikyo: Alrighty! Now that they're all here, let's start. Kenshin-san, is it true that you and Koari are now a couple?
Kenshin: (blushes) Um…
Kikyo: Silence means 'yes'. But since he said 'um', it means it's a no!
Kenshin fan girls: Yaay!
Kenshin: (sighs in relief)
Sasuke: (mutters) She's more of a baka than Naruto.
Kikyo: How about you, Col. Mustang? May I call you Roy?
Roy: (seductive voice) Sure…
Roy fan girls: (sighs) his voice is so sexy.
(Gunshots were heard in the background)
Roy: Riza! What are you doing here?
Riza: (temple twitches) Protecting your innocent fan girls from you (pulls Roy by the ear).
Roy: Ouch! (waterfall tears and whispers) so much for being a free man…
Riza: What did you say? (drags him outside)
Roy: Nothing dear.
(silence except for the sound of a cricket)
Kikyo: Ooookay! Well…let's go to bishi no. 3! (her eyes turn to hearts again) Hao-sama, do you have a girlfriend?
Hao: As a matter of fact, no.
Hao fan girls: (eyes twinkle) Yey! We still have a chance.
Kikyo: Can I be your girlfriend?
Hao: (shrugs) yeah sure. That's cool.
Hao fan girls: (jaws dropped) WHAT!?
Kikyo: (clutches Hao's arm and sticks out her tongue at the fan girls) Well, let's go to bishi no. 4.
Heero fan girls: Yeey! You rock our socks, Heero.
Heero: …
Kikyo: I heard about your deep dark secret. (shows a picture)
Heero fan girls: (gasp!)
Heero: Give that to me!
(Heero chases Kikyo around the stage; Hao is dragged around like a rag doll. Poor Hao!)
A few moments later…
Heero: I'll…huff…kill…huff…you! (turns into a chibi)
Kikyo: (squashes chibi Heero)
Heero: Ow…
Kikyo: Let's go down to our last victim—I mean bishi.
Sasuke: (gulps) That ain't good.
Kikyo: Sasuke-kun, is it true that you are an actual gay?
Sasuke fan girls: (gasps)
Sasuke: (dumbfounded) Of course not! Who the hell told you that?
Kikyo: People, please welcome a special guest, Naruto Uzumaki!
Audience: (silence)
Naruto: Hey pipz! Wazup?
Audience: (silence still)
Sasuke: (mutters) Dobe…
Kikyo: (faces Sasuke) I heard that you and Naruto have shared an intimate kiss.
Sasuke fan girls: NOOO!!!!
Sasuke: That was an accident!
Kikyo: Sure it was -.- All right, then prove it by kissing one of your fan girls. (evil smirk)
Sasuke fan girls: (squeals)
Sasuke: What? No way! I'm in love with Hinata—oops! (covers the mouth)
Sasuke fan girls, Hinata, Naruto and Kikyo: (mouth falls WAY to the ground)
Sasuke: You want proof? Here! (kisses Hinata)
Hinata: (faints)
Naruto: (eyes twitch) Teme…
Sasuke fan girls: (crying) This can't be!
Kikyo: Scandalous!!
Hao: Cool…
(Sasuke and Naruto fights. Sasuke wins. Still, Sasuke fan girls beat up Naruto but Hinata is still unconscious)
Kikyo: C'mon Hao. Let's blow this joint. (takes him by the arm)
Hao: Ok…
(the whole studio blows up)
Kikyo: I didn't mean literally…(faints)
Hao: (sighs) Sorry. (faces the unconscious audience) And so ends the Bishi talkshow. (bows)
(curtain falls)
OWARI
AN: Haha, we may never know what was in Heero's picture.