Hello you fanfic reader things. For today I will be Dr. Eddy Evil. This will be a humor called "How Davis got his mojo". Is Kari safe? [Puts pinky to mouth and says] "We'll see".


One fine day the digidestined were walking through a desert. Davis was complaining about going to a desert and not bringing any water again. [Refer to the episode "Guardian Angel]. He was also thinking about Kari [as usual]. With the usual things on his mind he nearly missed the bottle of red liquid. "Soda"! He exclaimed. He grabbed it and drank it in one gulp. "Davis, you should have saved some from the rest of us," Kari said as she slapped him on the back of his head. "Sorry", Davis said as he smoothed his hair. "My stomach feels odd". And it started to vibrate. He then said with surprisingly disgusting teeth, "Groovy baby".

He looked like someone from a movie but they couldn't quite put their fingers on it. T.k then looked at the can of red liquid Davis had just drunk. "Mojo"? T.k said surprised "Some ones sex appeal" Yolei said. "Well how would you know" Kari said sarcastically. "Uh, Kari" T.k said with a worried look upon his face. "If Davis wants you to like him, you might be in trouble now that he has that mojo". Kari put her hand to her mouth and said with lip motions "Oh, my, god". "Some body shag me" Davis said. Kari did not seem pleased and started to run. "Come back baby" Davis said with his horrible teeth and twisted smile. "Gatomon armor digivolve to, Nefertimon". Kari jumped on her back and they flew away. Davis commanded Veemon to digivolve and he did. "Veemon digivolve to, X-Veemon. Davis jumped on his back and chased her through the digiworld. Yolei knew he would chase her around the digiworld and said the only thing she could, "let's get some bagels" "Good idea" they all agreed and left the digiworld.


Dr. Eddy Evil--- Well, while they got bagels, Kari had a problem on her hands. Hmm... lets take a closer look.

"C'mon, lets shag" Davis said. "No way in hell will I shag with you". "Kari continued to fly on the back of Nefertimon. "Attack, X-Veemon to slow him down" "Rosetta stone" she yelled as two red stones spiraled towards the monster. "I wish you and me will digivolve to shag-mons" "I don't think so". "You can come down with me, baby" "X- laser" X-Veemon exclaimed sending Kari and the now devolved Gatomon heading closer to the. Davis caught her and kissed her on the lips. "Yuck" she shouted at the sex-loving thing. Before she knew it Davis was standing in his surprisingly odd smiley face underpants. "Now, we shag" he said smiling. "No way". She said as Davis began to rapidly approach. "No, no, no" she said. "I love frisky woman, hmm," he said dreamily.

Dr. Eddy Evil--- well are female hero has much trouble on her hands and a sex addict near her what is Kari to do.

It was about noon when she had to stop running. She had to choices. To shag or not to shag. She gave up. "That's a sweet girl". He took of his underpants. As he was about to approach, he fainted. The spell was broken. When he awoke he saw Kari standing in a corner of the cave Kari had found. He looked at her and smiled. He also felt a draft. He looked down and saw what Kari might have seen.

Dr. Evil Eddy--- well, Davis missed his probably only chance. But, what if the mojo has unwanted side affects, and sometimes the mojo comes back at unexpected times...


Later Reader things, just one question should I finish my Digi Christmas Carol or does it stink and I should forget about it. Bye.