Italized means a narration, or fact. Bold means action and sound effect. Normal font means dialogue and action. Hope it's not too confusing. -.-; Anyways, enjoy my attempt of writing humor fanfic!

Disclaimer: Am I Sunrise? No. It's the sad truth. TxT

Surprisingly, Lelouch Lamperouge is, in fact, not a morning person. Besides the emperor of Brittannia, there is one other thing he dreads. The sound of the alarm clock.

.click. RIIIING!!!

And Lelouch proceeds to throw the seemingly innocent abomination against the door, smashing it into bits.

Lelouch loves having his breakfast with his dear sister-

"......."

"Good morning, Lelouch."

-and hates it if C.C beats him to his rightful seat next to Nunnally.

Lelouch particularly likes reading a good book on the way to school.

SLAM!

Though he does not enjoy walking into trees.

Suzaku is Lelouch's bestfriend.

"Suzaku!!" Lelouch was being covered in face paint at the student council room.

"Sorry, but it's the President's orders." Suzaku said as he held Lelouch down.

"Damnit! Stupid jock!"

Lelouch tends to skip classes.

"Zero, your orders?" A voice spoke through the phone.

"Standby. I'll be right there." Lelouch said in Zero's voice.

.......

"Oi! Lamperouge! Where do you think you're going?"

Not many may know this, but the inside of Lelouch's mask is irritatingly itchy.

"Q1, attack at your rear." scratch "P7, get to the top and fight your way through." scratch scratch

After a few hours of playing Zero, Lelouch always manages to make it back to school in time for the student council meeting.

"Lulu! Where have you been all afternoon? We have work to do!" Shirley, his fellow student souncil member hands to him a pile of paperwork.

"Give me break, I haven't had any lunch." Lelouch holds up his hands.

"Right, right..." Shirley says as she pushes him to the tables.

Lelouch has loads of admirers.

"Lelouch-sama!!"

"Kya!! He touched my hand!"

"Let me throug-" ... "-get the hell off me!"

Luckily Lelouch always have Suzaku to rescue him.

.........

"Are you all right, Lelouch?"

Lelouch likes to take his timely hot bath every 8pm.

While Lelouch prepares the hot water, his phone rings.

"Zero! It's an emergen-"click.

He sighs and goes to say goodnight to Nunnally.

He'd have to make do with a cold shower.

After a long night of commanding the Black Knights, Lelouch gets home at roughly midnight, and gets his cold shower.

"........" BUMP!

After witnessing Lelouch dropping down after drying his hair, C.C. is then obligated to carry Lelouch to his bed and covers him with a blanket.

"He's such a kid." C.C. remarks.

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