Hello! :) I was listening to music (shocker) and this song came on. I was like, "OH! PRACHEL STORY!" So here you go! :) Also, I just found out that in 2011, Easter is the day after my birthday. That is the random fact of the day.

Disclaimer: I don't own Percy, Rachel, Annabeth, Avril Lavigne, or the song Girlfriend. :( I do own my laptop though, which is purple and I am currently typing on. :)

Rachel's POV

Hey, hey, you, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine I want you mine you're so delicious
I think about you all the time you're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (Alright...)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm **** precious
And hell yeah, I'm the mother ****ing princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right...)

Seriously, Percy. Annabeth? He had to have her as his girlfriend? Why not me? I don't like her AT ALL. I think he needs someone different. I wouldn't mind filling the part. ;) It's not like he doesn't like me. I know he does, because he almost kissed me. That's right, he, Perseus Jackson, was about to kiss ME, Rachel Elizabeth Dare. I so wanted him to ask me out.

Training and fighting monsters REALLY helped him. He was so hawt! (A/N Yes, I like to spell it that way. DON'T JUDGE ME! :P ) I was comstantly thinking about him. Plus, Apollo gave me permission to date again. It's called destiny Percy, look it up. I know he likes me, I just know it.

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

(Chorus)

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again (Again and again...)

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better, yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again (And again...)

What do I have to say about Annabeth Chase? She's just so... whatever. Percy could do sooo much better, if he would open his eyes and see that I was here. We should get together, and everybody knows it.

I see how he looks at me. She does too, which is why she practically has a banner with my face in a red 'X' on it. Besides, Percy is always looking at me. Even when he doesn't I know he thinks about me. You can't hide much from the Oracle of Delphi. I hear him talk about me alot. You would swear that either "Rachel" and "RED" are his favorite words. (A/N Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Red, R.E.D., it's her initials. Just in case you didn't get it. :) Sometimes I just wish Annabeth would disappear. Percy would forget her and I would never again hear her name.

Because...

She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

(chorus)

(Uh)
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
(repeat)

Annabeth, back off. Percy is MINE. For a daughter of Athena, she is so stupid.

Ta da! :) I was so excited, because if you google 'xXxWiseGirlxXx' it gives you a link to my profile. :) As usual, thanks to my awesome fan fic friends, XxSpIkEsGuRlXx, MindBender10, Ginny414, gothkitty88, softballgirl05, and ForeverSisters. The last few people are my betas. :) Thanks guys, you're the best! :) Anywho, please review, flames accepted, constructive critisism appreciated (I'm okay with editing), and blue cookies to everyone! :)

Xoxoxo,
Valerie :)