One day, Nick was at ninja school, which is for ninjas, when suddenly, Naruto jumped out. Instinctively, Nick broke into his Alabama Backwards Drink-jutsu, stunning Naruto in his tracks. With his feat currently accomplished, Nick was all like, COOL WAYS TO DRINK, and he went and drank really cool and that music from Wii Sports played and it was really fucking rad. But then Dr. Wily came out of nowhere and kidnapped Walter Fountaine and Frieza was there too and they told Nick he would never save Walter, but luckily Megaman came to help Nick out (not that he needed it). So then Nick and Megaman went and beat the sh*t out of Cutman and then Gutsman (DUN NUN). Then Iceman came out and nobody really gave a shit because Elecman is so much cooler. They killed them and Bombman and Fireman (not a fire man, but like Fireman the robot master), then went to Wily's fortress. They were like totally kicking ass, but Megaman got his ass kicked by the Yellow Devil, so Nick challenged him to a thumb war.
"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!" declared Nick.
"HRRNNNGGG" replied the Yellow Devil.
"Dude you're so dumb, it's five, six, seven, 8, try to keep your thumb straight, idiot," said Nick. He then beat the crap out of the Yellow Devil, before saying, "Thumb Club? More like dumb club." So then he went and beat the crap out of Dr. Wily too cuz Wily is so much easier than the Yellow Devil, and he and Walter teamed up to take down Frieza, the end.
Well, it would be if Mike didn't kill them both with his poopy camera work.