Brock's Blindness
One day, Brock was trying to play with superglue. He superglued his eyes together.
That's what everyone thinks.
I am here to tell you the truth, the real truth, because I am a paranoid conspiracy freak and part-time lunatic.
Anyway…
Brock was minding his own business one day, when some lime jell-o suddenly plopped right in front of him.
He touched the lime jell-o, and was instantly transported to the Magical World Of Lucky Charms Leprechauns and Other Overly Cute Characters, Named This Way Because I Like To Use Capitals.
Oh. The story. Anyway, he got blinded after watching the Mokonas and Cabbits frolic with the Pikachuus and Jigglypuffs.
Mainly because they were too damn cute.
Which is why Brock wears orange and green, a major fashion no-no, because only someone blind could make such a terrible mistake.
The End
"ARGH! Speed lines are chasing me!"
One day, Brock was trying to play with superglue. He superglued his eyes together.
That's what everyone thinks.
I am here to tell you the truth, the real truth, because I am a paranoid conspiracy freak and part-time lunatic.
Anyway…
Brock was minding his own business one day, when some lime jell-o suddenly plopped right in front of him.
He touched the lime jell-o, and was instantly transported to the Magical World Of Lucky Charms Leprechauns and Other Overly Cute Characters, Named This Way Because I Like To Use Capitals.
Oh. The story. Anyway, he got blinded after watching the Mokonas and Cabbits frolic with the Pikachuus and Jigglypuffs.
Mainly because they were too damn cute.
Which is why Brock wears orange and green, a major fashion no-no, because only someone blind could make such a terrible mistake.
The End
"ARGH! Speed lines are chasing me!"