Chapter 1: Garfield VS Jotaro Kujo
It had been hours since the beggar tried to locate DIO's mansion. "You don't think he was killed by an enemy stand?" said Polnareff. "And come to think of it, I haven't seen Iggy for a while now" said Avdol. "We probably just need to get some more coffee-flavored chewing gum. I'll go get some real quick" said Jotaro. "Be careful" said Joseph Joestar. Jotaro walked into a 7-Eleven and instantly located the gum thanks to Star Platinum. He felt hungry as he didn't eat breakfast because he and Avdol were busy fighting a stand named Red Solo Cup. Jotaro picked up a cheap store brand microwaveable lasagna packet and headed toward the counter.
Everything changed when Garfield, Odie and Jon Arbuckle walked in. Garfield was really angry because he wanted lasagna. "Excuse me, kind sir, can you please locate the lasagna if it's no trouble for you" said Jon Arbuckle to an employee. "Sorry, we're all out. The last one was sold to that man in the black coat" said the employee, pointing to Jotaro at the counter. Upon hearing this, Garfield was out for blood and rushed towards Jotaro at a speed faster than the human eye can process. Jotaro noticed and punched Garfield with Star Platinum, sending him crashing into a wall. Jotaro knew this battle would be unlike any that he had fought before.
"Everyone evacuate now if you want to live" said Jotaro loudly. Everyone left, fearing death. Garfield got back up, ready to pounce at Jotaro again. Jotaro sent Star Platinum after Garfield, pummeling him with an ORA ORA. However, Garfield didn't seem to acknowledge the existence of the stand. "Damn. How can a non-stand user have so much power?" thought Jotaro. Garfield then moved at a speed that even Star Platinum couldn't process and hit Jotaro with a powerful slash. Garfield was about to finish off Jotaro who instinctively said "ZA WARUDO!" Time was frozen. Star Platinum proceeded to hit Garfield with millions of punches. When time resumed, the entire 7/11 collapsed from the impact and other nearby buildings soon followed.
Jotaro was exhausted but he was glad the fight was finally over until suddenly, Garfield burst from the debris. Jotaro realized why Garfield was so strong. Garfield had such a high level of anger that he kept gaining exponential increases in strength. Jotaro accepted his fate until suddenly he heard the words "EMERALDO SPLASH!" Garfield was hit with shards and started to bleed. The one who attacked Garfield was none other than Kakyoin. "What are the odds? I was in a Dunkin Donuts and I saw you fighting that stand user!" said Kakyoin. Jotaro was relieved.
However, Garfield was still alive. "EMERALDO SPLASH!" shouted Kakyoin. Garfield effortlessly destroyed most of the emeralds with his claws. Only one remained. Garfield grabbed this emerald and threw it at Kakyoin at a speed that even Star Platinum couldn't see. Kakyoin hit the ground and died. Jotaro looked in horror as he realized that he was to experience the same fate. Garfield lunged at Jotaro. "Za... oof!" said Jotaro as Garfield repeatedly slashed him faster than Star Platinum can react. Jotaro was about to close his eyes until Garfield said the last seven words that he'll ever hear.
"You're going into orbit, you stupid mutt."
Garfield kicked Jotaro with so much force that he landed on Jupiter and instantly blew up the entire planet upon impact. Garfield roared in victory and went to claim his prize. However, Garfield came to the realization that Jotaro never let go of the lasagna and that the lasagna was gone forever. Garfield had officially slipped into an incurable rage.
Next Time: The heroes of Overwatch try to stop Garfield. Will they succeed?