Kickflankia

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"There is a nation called... Molossia. A micro-nation, to be precise. Located just outside of Appleloosa. It is a small spec of land. One point three acres to be exact. But through a strange loophole, it is technically considered a nation. It is run by a pony named Baugh, who has declared himself the proud president of this land. He has been called one Curly short of the Three Stooges, but he does manage to keep order in his humble country. For the most part Molassia is a quiet, simple, gentle land, that is yet to subject itself to any intense, hostile violence. That... is where Rainbow Dash comes in?"

It was a sunny morning as President Baugh did his morning meditation. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. He walked through his house, AKA the capital, and answered his front door. Outside his home was a blue pegasus mare with a rainbow colored mane, wearing a black blazer, red tie, a white t-shirt, and a black cap with sunglasses and had a cutie mark of a cloud with a rainbow colored lightning bolt coming from it.

"Hi, I'm Rainbow Dash, better known as the online personality, "The Nostalgia Critic" and all around spectacular gal!" The mare introduced herself, though Baugh just stared at her in silence.

"Anyway I run a website that has all sorts of reviewers that come together and, well, review stuff. I don't like to brag, but, we're pretty successful." Rainbow Dash said smiling, the President of Molassia still standing in silence.

"I noticed that you, um, have your own nation here. Must be totally proud right?" The rainbow maned mare said, now becoming slightly unnerved by the silent stare Baugh was giving her.

"But you gotta admit it's not very big and you're not very big. Let's just cut to the chase here. I am going to invade you. My army is going to take you down, conquer Molossia, and take it as our own. Now, don't get any bright ideas. Don't try to fight back or anything like that. My army is totally undeniably, unquestionably, unstoppable, unbeatable, and of course invincible. Where, you are... what? Just you?" The mare said with the utmost serious, lauging towards the end while Baugh continued to just stare at her.

"So, I'll give you about 10 minutes to pack things up and get out. Deal?" Rainbow Dash asked as she clapped her hands together and smiled. Baugh just shut the door without a word.

"Why do they always want to do it the hard way?" The pegasus grumbled as she flew off.

Rainbow Dash sat in her home, in front of four computer monitors, each with information about Molossia.

"Ah, Molossia" The pegasus said to herself as she picked up a phone and began to dial it.

A grey pony with a black mane, pink bow-tie, and a cutie mark of a musical note was sitting on her couch when her phone rang. Walking over and picking it up she said,

"Hello?" She then heard Rainbow Dash on the other end.

"It's time."

The blue pegasus then dialed another number.

A lavender colored unicorn laid on a futon in her room, reading a comic. She wore a trilby hat, glasses, a brown jacket, and had a star cutie mark. She was reading a comic book entitled "Neightro" and depicted a giant navy blue robot on the cover. Suddenly her phone rang and she answered.

"Hello!" The pony on the other end replied,

"It's time."

Rainbow Dash then dialed many more numbers, every telling whoever picked up,

"It's time."

Soon she was done and sat in her chair with a satisfied smirk on her muzzle. Soon her phone rang.

"Hello? Oh hi Gilda!" She answered.

"Uh, yeah. What does 'It's time' mean?" The voice on the other end asked.

"What? Whaddya mean what does it mean?"

"I don't know, you just called me up and said 'It's time!' like I'm supposed to know what that means."

"Get with it Gilda! We're taking over Molossia!"

"What's Molossia?"

"Hold on, got a call on the other line. Hello?" Rainbow Dash said as she answered the beep.

"What's this "It's time" thing you're talking about?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW?!" Rainbow Dash all but shouted into the phone, very much surprised.

"No I don't."

"Look just meet me in Molossia."

"Where?"

"Just be there!" Another call came in and the blue pegasus answered.

"Yes it is, 3:22 p.m." A rather regal sounding voice said from the other line.

"WHAT?" Rainbow Dash shouted into the phone.

"We thought thou wanted to know what time it was."

"NO! I'm TELLING you it IS time!"

"Aye, and that time be 3:22 p.m." Another call came in.

"Ah'm behind you 110% Rainbow! Sugarcube Corner's days a' refusin' to serve us sweets on Sundays from here on out are gonna be blown sky high!" A mare with a Texan accent said, cackling madly.

"AJ? What're you talking about?"

"What were ya'll taking about?"

"The take over of Molossia." Rainbow Dash answered plainly.

"What in tarnation is Molassia?"

"Ugh, hold on, I'll get back to ya. Hello?" Rainbow Dash said as she switched calls.

"Yeah I got 3:24 here, but I think Luna's watch is more accurate."

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE ALL GOING ON SPEAKER PHONE!" Dash yelled in frustration as she set her phone to speaker.

"Can everyone hear me?" She asked, receiving yes's and a no from a snob of a Prince.

"Look, we're taking over the land of Molossia. I'm flying you all out to Appleloosa so we can prepare for the invasion!"

"An' just where are we gonna stay Dash? My cousin Braeburn's place?"

"Don't worry I booked everypony a hotel room."

LATER AT HOTEL APPLELOOSA

Everyone Dash had called, a total of 14 ponies and one griffon, were crammed into a hotel room.

"Wow, I didn't see that one coming." The only griffon said, sarcasm clearly evident in her voice.

"Oh man! I'm excited! Are you excited?!" An orange pegasus filly asked a large red stallion with a green apple cutie mark, who just looked at her then turned his head in disinterest.

"I cannot believe she dragged us all out here..." One Twilight Sparkle, better known as Linkara, said tiredly as she rubbed her head no doubt fighting back a migraine.

One Prince Blueblood, AKA the Cinema Snob, was sitting on one of the already crowded beds next to Princess Luna. He wore a black jacket and shirt with a pair of glasses.

"Hey, you look familiar, aren't you that "Nightmare" lady?" Blueblood asked.

"What?! No, no, I mean we don't know what thou are talking about." The princess of the night asked suspiciously shocked.

"Yeah yeah yeah! You tried to take over the world and stuff." The pompous snob of a Prince said, causing Luna to clutch his jacket violently.

"NO! We mean, we were before but..." Luna then released the snob's jacket and turned away dramatically.

"That twas the past..." Luna said as she looked off at nothing.

At this point Rainbow Dash entered the room.

"Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, ALRIGHT! Is everybody here?" The Rainbow critic asked in a pleased mood, snapping her hands together.

"They better be, the room's full as is." Gilda complained as she pushed a certain pink pony off herself.

"Alright everyone! We are about to do the coolest, most radical, thing any of us have ever done before. We are going to take over the land... of Molossia!" The blue pegasus said with much excitement. Everyone present just stared at the critic before a collective question filled the room.

"Why?"

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