Ball of Yarn

by Catastrophe Comes

Ficlet. Grimmjow and Ichigo are fighting. Seems typical enough, right? Ichigo, getting creamed until he pulls his Hollow mask on. But what if the Ginger was smart, and bothered to look into the fact that Grimmjow was a cat on two legs? Ichigo has a secret weapon, and it's not his Vaizard powers. T for Grimmjow's mouth.

Ichigo was exhausted. Grimmjow had been using his Ressurection for about two minutes now, and the ginger could feel his Hollow Mask weakening. Suddenly, there was a sharp, jarring pain in his side.

"Too slow, Ichigo." Grimmjow was right in front the other boy, and a new cut started dripping blood.

"SHIT THAT HURTS!" Ichigo had nailed Grimmjow's sensitive area with a very hard kick in order to distract the Arrancar. The Shinigami then reached into his pocket and pulled out a ball of bright blue yarn. "I hope this works!"

"Huh?" Curious, Grimmjow looked up at Ichigo. "What the- MEW!" Ichigo had tossed the ball of yarn right in front of his cat-like opponent, hoping it would distract Grimmjow just long enough for the Shinigami to get a good hit in. The plan had... un-anticipated results. Which is to say, it exceeded all expectations to the point of embarrasment.

Which is to say that the Sexta Espada, the King, was now on the ground batting around a ball of yarn and purring so loudly that the captain-commander could probably hear. Ichigo whistled softly to himself and began to creep away, Grimmjow still focused completely on his new toy.

"Thank God I remembered he was a cat, in case I got tired," The ginger said to himself, and went off to fight someone else.