Title: Juliet
Rating: PG-13 for some language
Summary: Daniel believed that the most evil creatures in the universe were the Goa'uld. Jack just proved him wrong.
Author's Notes: I have worked HARD not to make Juliet a Mary-Sue, I have worked so hard at it I am relatively sure she's not, in fact I even put her to the Mary-Sue test and other authors saw her and say she is not, actually a Mary-Sue. Yea!!!!
General Jack O'Neill, Commanding Officer of the United States Air Force base known as Stargate Command, was a mother hen. This was through no fault of his own, but that of his three most beloved and trusted friends.
Lt. Colonel Samantha Carter, Teal'c, and most especially Dr. Daniel Jackson, were, with the possible exception of Sgt. Siler, the most accident-prone people on base.
With this in mind, General O'Neill decided to use some of the newly found power and control that came with being promoted to General.
He decided it was time for revenge.
Revenge for all the sleepless nights on base wondering if the team mate taking his or her turn in the infirmary was going to wake up. Revenge for all the searching of planets for missing friends, for all the rescuing, sacrificing, and most of all worrying that he had done as CO of SG-1.
He decided to do this by being the aforementioned mother hen that he was so well, and his first target was the cause of nearly all his gray hair and worrying (not to mention rescuing), Daniel.
Daniel had the bad habit of not eating unless you sat there and watched him, not sleeping, drinking way too much coffee, and most of all, working WAY too much.
Jack had found the cure for all of Daniel's ailments in a beautiful young woman named Juliet Chase.
Juliet was recently graduated from Yale with a Masters in archeology and linguistics, and spoke 20 languages fluently. She was in the awkward position of not knowing what to do with her life. Jack had the answer.
He smiled at the brunette woman in his office, "Soooooo, Ms. Chase, what do you think of the SGC so far?...pretty cool huh?"
She laughed, "OH, Yeah...Sir. This is amazing, and you say that the Dr. Jackson that I'll be working for, is who figured out the Stargate?"
"Yup, that's our Daniel, busy little beaver...which brings me to your job. See Daniel's kinda a workaholic. Nothing he likes to do more, he loves those rocks-er-artifacts. But since we are pretty much swamped with lost cities, unknown languages and evil pots,"
Her face took on a confused look.
"Don't ask. Anyways with all that stuff, plus him being a workaholic he doesn't really have time for all that meaningless stuff like eating or sleeping. Which is where you come in."
"I get it, lighten the workload." She said
"Plus get him to not kill himself saving the world, one translation at a time." At her nod he continued "here's what I want you to do..."
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