Smelling Soul
Foul Ole Ron was sitting in a gutter; he had gone in search of a nicely edible boot and had been mugged. Now, the mugger who had committed said mugging was new to the city of Ankh-Morpork, thus having no idea that Foul Ole Ron was perhaps one of the top ten most pointlessly muggable people in Ankh-Mopork, and had caused the mugger annoyance. But, Foul Ole Ron's smell was elsewhere at the time, in fact, atop the tower of Art, taking a breath of fresh air, when a drunken pupil wizard accidentally pushed it off whilst reliving himself off the top of the tower. This caused Foul Ole Ron's smell to tumble off the tower and splatter with a light thump on the street below, this caused a shiver to go down everyone's spine within a 40 foot radius of said splattering. In a gutter in Morpork, Foul Ole Ron was awoken by some strange feeling deep inside his soul
"Millennium Hand an' Shrimp!" he said, and went back to sleep.
1st in 100 groan, just an experiment if what would happen if something were to befall Foul Ole Ron's smell whilst parted from him.