Mekire and The Terrorists Chapter Zero: Title
By DC and MS (MS= Odd number chapters DC= Even Number Chapters)
Mikire and the terrerists Chapter 1 revenge of the sith
On day ther was a young jedi named mekire. He was on a journy to kill the terreriss and destroy the sith empire. So he set off to kill the tererists of reach. One day, this young jedi was off to kill the clone terrerists and save his beloved 12-year-old princess and save the galexy using her headband. Unfortenatly for this under aged couple they broke up at the age of 2.0000001. This long 1/800th of a day was a good losting one. They had the quickest one minute date of them all. Then after all this miss hap terrerists killed her after the one minute date. Then he knew his destiny was to become 18 and find and F##k his new princess.
Mekire and the terrorist Chapter 2: The third chapter
So like he had to kill the terroerst. And so to get to reach he must use a big rockt. So he got a big rocket from a guy at some store. Their dialogu was so boring i wont type it. SO, he got in his space ship but a mean alien broke it. And mekire was all liek "no: and the alien was like "ues" and so mekire was like dead. But then mekire was like alive. And so the ship was rebuilded and the alien left. So mekire got to reach and a terrorist was like "i got you; and Mekire was like "oh poop."
Mekire and the terrerists Chapter 4: The final countdown
He was like oh poop and like omq of gotta text me moomy. She say if I dont text her within the next 87years i grounded for 22 secs. Oh no what to do I could let the terrerists kill my princess and tske over reach and then I woulden't be grounded for 22secs.
Mekire and the terris Chapter 5: Meow
So the terrist was like "I fire gun" and the gun wented Bloop Bloop. Mekire was shotted. Oh no mekire thot go himself. I die if i no die mekire spoke to himself. So Mekire jumped really high and hit a tree. The tree was like ' oh no u dont" and Mekire was flung off the tree. He hit the terristsim and the terrerost was like "ow" and died. And so Mekire found his princess ut she wa kindaped. Mekire jumped and was like :no not again" so he was liek "again" and so he fell on te floor. He floored on the fell. Then a new terrorist who was actually a klown was like 'no' and explodedededed. Mekire won. End the.
prologue: the princess died of aids.
Post-prolouge: he came 18 and fucked a new girl