"Demon Kindergarten"
Chapter 1- Meanie Head!!!!
Kagome stepped into the kindergarten classroom as she watched her parents drive away, but she didn't miss them. She just enjoyed looking at the students and decorations on the walls.
"LEGGO OF ME, YOU BIG STUPID JERK!!!!!"
Kagome could hear the screams of a boy and it came from outside. Kagome stepped out the door and she saw a white-haired boy with dog ears and dressed in red holding a telephone pole as someone was trying to pull him off.
The boy was just about Kagome's age and the guy pulling him looked a lot older. He wore a silk kimono and a weird sort of tail hung on his shoulder.
"LEGGO OF ME SESSHOMARU!!!! I DON'T WANNA GO THERE!!!!"
"Well that's tough. You're already stupid enough as it is half-breed."
"JACK- ASS!!! LEGGO OF ME!!!!" (For a 5-year-old kid he has a strong vocabulary)
Sesshomaru stayed calm. "Jaken, help me."
A frog-like guy with a staff stepped forward.
"Yes, m'lord." He got the staff and flames shot out of the mouth of one of the heads of the staff. The flames hit Inuyasha's hands and he immediately let go of the phone pole!
"Owww... that hurt you bastard!" Inuyasha whimpered.
Sesshomaru grabbed his shirt collar and dragged him to the building.
"HEY! WHERE'RE YOU TAKING ME?!! I DON'T WANNA GO THERE!!!"
Inuyasha was thrown into the classroom and broke the window.
"Don't get kicked out this time!" yelled Sesshomaru as he ran away.
"Feh, that bastard..." Inuyasha pouted as he slowly rose from the ground clutching his head in pain.
"Are you okay?" asked Kagome as she helped him regain his balance.
"You know, your mother's not going to like getting a bill when she sees that mess. Aren't you going to clean it up?"
Inuyasha roughly pushed her hand away.
"Who ARE you, a mind-control freak? This ain't your business."
Kagome became red with anger.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!!! THAT WAS A VERY RUDE THING TO SAY AND TO A PERSON WHO'S TRYING TO HELP YOU TOO!"
"I don't need your help." Said Inuyasha as he got to his feet.
"I gotten through a lot of things without anybody's help, so leave me alone."
Inuyasha walked away and sat down on the floor somewhere. Kagome stomped angrily over to her best friend Sango, who was sitting at a neighboring table.
"I can't BELIEVE that guy! I was trying to help him, and he's rude."
"Not exactly Mr. Sunshine, right?" asked Sango sarcastically while she was coloring the picture of a cat with three tails and flames around it.
"Hey what's up, guys?" asked a familiar voice. It was Miroku, Sango's childhood enemy.
"Go away, Miroku." She said darkly.
Miroku slowly stepped away with caution.
"I hate that guy."
"Yeah, well I hate Inuyasha more!" she yelled out in his direction. He just stuck his tongue out and turned away.
"Good morning, class!" said a cheerful voice. It was the teacher, Ms. Izumi.
"It is wonderful to have you all here today. I want to start arranging seats now."
She took out a piece of paper.
"Alright, first, at the yellow table, there is..."
Sango and Kagome held hands.
"Oh I just HOPE we're at the same table!" they said together.
"...Hoshi Yuki, Kamazaki Mayu, Takei Hiro, and Kamiya Sango."
Both Sango's and Kagome's hearts sank as Sango slowly walked to the other table.
At the green table... (Called some names) at the blue table... (Called some names)
And then she called it.
"And last but not least, the red table. Seto Chihiro, Koji Hayashi, Higurashi Kagome and Amari Inuyasha."
Both Kagome and Inuyasha said at the same time: "I'm not sitting near that lunatic!!"
Ms. Izumi frowned. "I'm sorry you to don't get along, but if you spend some time together, I'm sure you'll become friends. And please do not use bad names in this classroom." She said sweetly.
Kagome stood up and pointed to Inuyasha. "But Ms. Izumi, if I sit next to him, I'll get cooties! My cousin told me you could die from that disease! And Inuyasha has fleas AND cooties!!"
Inuyasha just stared at Kagome, while hearing the whispers of the kids.
"Yeah, well, at least I'm not a spoiled little princess who always gets her way!" Inuyasha shot back.
"And as a matter of fact, I don't have fleas! But my idiot of a brother does so ha!"
"Yeah?! Well... I've got a grampa that can destroy you 'cause he's a holy priest that is very powerful!!!"
Inuyasha snorted. "Yeah, yeah, I ain't scared of some old bat like your grampa, but I've got great demonic powers that are unmatched to a human's strength! So there!!!"
Kagome clenched her teeth and made fists. She had never been this angry in her life. She hated this new boy, Inuyasha. He was cruel, arrogant, irritating and a jerk.
"Yeah...well...well... you're a MEANIE HEAD!!!" Kagome yelled out.
Inuyasha looked alarmed and jumped back. He didn't say a word.
Ms. Izumi rose from her desk looking very irritated.
"Alright, you two. If you guys can't get along and keep calling each other bad names, then fine. You guys both get a time out in the corner."
(Kagome and Inuyasha in unison) "But- but I..."
"I am not changing my mind, now go." She said darkly.
They both walked slowly to the corner and sat down facing each other.
"Meanie head..." Kagome said under her breath. Inuyasha turned away from her and remained silent.