PROLOGE

pK firs things first (im th relest lol jus jk), i am a 16 yr old girl named Rosalie Evangeline Urie (but mpst peopl call me kawai becase it mean cute in korean) an I am nOT! a ordinarry girl!111 I'm actilly a demigod. I wa named after my grandfather Rosalin Urie I em the doughter of Hads and Medusa. I have snake hair like Medusa and I can do snecromimancy (Which is necromemancy fr snanks). I can also shadhough travil and turn people to obcidien (whihc is my birthstnoe).

K so once I was dating nico di angello (He was a son of Deoniceus but was kidnapeed by Hades. So it isn't invest, and we wer jest making out you dumies) in da apoolo cabin 2 mak will solice jeluz (he is chorins daughter btw) and then bascally chorin suddennly cam in and he sed: "omfg kawai pircy jacksin has ben kidraped by annaboot!111 an u r th only on who cen sav him!"

I was immedatially stopping from makin out with nicko and turned to chorin "FUCK YOU DUMIE WE ARE BUSING MAKING OUT!1111" but i wsd flled with a sens f confidient and imprtiant and ii new that it ws my fat to go on thes qest!11! So thn i sad confidienance "K! I well do et!

I went up to the oracel to get th proficee for the qust. I lefft nIco and Chorin the le cabnin were tey r prolly macking out bc nicko is cgay. Andd so is chorin bc centers (hors-men) r rlly grly (I don lije centers bc i was malled by 1 wen i was 10). He loocked lik the center from the Herkulis movi. I tink he'is chorin in desgice.

Anaboob wuz a sun of Krunoz and da jnitor cuz krnuz escpd and all did a lewd of ppl u knw? Tht happn a lot wit liek escpe and ya know… Liek anaboobz dad da janitor was a daughter of Athna and she jumped out my uncles Zoozez hed wen she wuz born an i wish i cud hav been that stylis jumpin out of heds…

But I am alwys stylish even wen not jumpin out of hedz. So ye and liek we wer try to nnoy Will cuz we can. But liek chorin kept syin dat we need tew save dis pircsy even doe i like niko and perci is like annoyin always tryin to mak owt wif me caus he tinks im hawt and all cuz i am hawt im like rlly tall and i got da clazzic hads pale skin ya knew? And ma hair is like rlly col coz itsmad of snaks. And dey can like transform into like normal hair and and looks rel kewl and they r all like differen and i wuz born wif them and kronuts sed that da snacks were like biting him when i wuz born.

Then he tuk da body of dis kid clled fank zhing and dis fank zing kid thought i was like hot cuz i am but he was like ma dad but thats nut y i said no to him. Its cuz he has dis SUPA HANDSOME face and dis like baby body its weird. But he can like crawl nd stuff liek dat.

Like niko was still makin out wif my eyebll cuz i turned round to fac kiron and wuz like

"Uh dis bby needs savin? Y tho cuz i got nico 2 cll me and be in luv wif me. Alzo liek all da boyz lav me."

"Bat niko was like makin out wif me in da orickle closet. So like we lav each otha." Kirun sed 2 me

"Liek nico is bicixal duh" he mad a roll eyes facve

Its mu time 2 sav the wrld

A/N:: ok so thnx for reding, itd my first fanfick but it well updat every wendsday i think lpl

thes us just a prolog o it jusr sn untro

als my namws kara sykvia so u can cal me thay

lov yu, kawwai! ^-^