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Chapter one: Stuck
"There are only two things which are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe" Einstein
"Bugger! 'Mione, Ron, wait a sec." Harry dropped to his knees, hurriedly seizing his spilt belongings and pushing them into his torn bag.
Hermione and Ron slowed and looked back "Scrabbling about on the floor like the dog you are, Potter?" the cool arrogant voice drawled behind him. "Shove off, Malfoy." Harry didn't even bother turning. "Just ignore him, Harry." "Harry could take you any day, Ferret." "Sure." He snorted delicately, neatly sidestepping Harry and striding into the classroom. "Stupid git." Harry muttered as he pushed the remainder of his belongings into his bag. "He's not even worth your attention, Harry." Hermione said. "Definitely not. Wish he'd just go boil his head in a cauldron." Ron agreed glaring after the blonde Slytherin. Harry got up carefully griping his bag. "We can only hope." He muttered before following his friends into the classroom.
'Bloody Malfoy.' Harry thought. The pale boy had spent the whole lesson baiting Harry and his friends. Harry couldn't wait to get out of the room and away from him. Finally the bell rang and Harry packed his things and rushed from the room. "Just got to repair my bag." He yelled back to Hermione and Ron. As he turned back to look where he was walking he ran smack into a hard torso. He looked up from his place on the floor littered with his belongings into the angry face of Draco Malfoy. Draco glared at him as he warily began to collect his things. "Right, that's it, Potter." He snarled pulling out his wand. "I've had enough of you. Harry didn't hesitate. He whipped out his own wand, jumped to his feet, and pointed it at the other boy. There was a shout of incantation and their spells hit each other in mid- air. There was a blinding flash of light and the spells twisted together in a riot of colors, which then shot out and hit the two boys. Harry felt as if something had grabbed a hold of his chest and was hurling him toward Draco. He saw his surprise reflected on Draco's face as the other boy came hurtling towards him. "Aaaah!" They yelled in unison as they collided.
The blackness began to lift and a room swam into view. Harry tried to lift his left hand but it was held down. He lifted the other and rubbed his face. Where was he? He rubbed his eyes and looked around. He appeared to be in the hospital wing. "Harry, you're awake!" Madame Pomfrey bustled up to him. "Ugh, what happened?" he asked groggily, grimacing at the taste in his mouth. "From what I've heard you and Mr. Malfoy had another duel outside the potions classroom." A slight scowl touched her mouth. "And your spells hit each other mid-air, mingled and turned and hit the both of you. You are now stuck together." "What?" Harry yelled. He struggled to sit up, glancing around wildly. There, next to him was Draco, lying unconscious beside him, his pale hand entwined with Harry's own. Harry shook his hand trying to dislodge it from Draco's without having to touch it more than absolutely necessary. But he couldn't even move his fingers. His violent movements stirred Draco and he turned, muttering something but settled again. Harry stared down at him in horror and shook his arm again. This time Draco woke up completely. "Oh," he groaned. "Where am I?" "You're in the hospital wing, you git. And this" Harry said gesturing to their hands "is all your fault." "What? Who?... why the fuck are you holding my hand Potter? Get off!" Draco attempted to pull away from Harry and get as far away as possible but only succeeded in falling off the bed and pulling Harry down on top off him. "Stop it, you stupid git! We're stuck together, that's what happened and it's all you stupid fault. If you weren't such a prick, this wouldn't have happened. You and your stupid pride and arrogance!" Harry got up and pulled a very surprised Draco with him. "Me? How about if you weren't such a clumsy fool who doesn't watch where he's going-" "Boys, boys!" Madame Pomfrey appeared next to them holding a hand to each of their chests in an attempt to push them as far apart as possible. (Not an easy task) "It's both of your faults' but neither of you are helping by shouting at each other." "Helping? Who said anything about helping? He's a stupid git and it's high time someone told him." Harry glared at Draco. "Oh, and I suppose you're just a little saint, eh? -" "STOP!" Madame Pomfrey roared, grabbing a fistful of their robes and shaking them. "Do you want to stay stuck together forever? No? Well I suggest you listen then. Now, I've tried everything I could but maybe it would help if I knew what spells you used." "Well, I used Petrificus Totalus." Harry said. "I used two at once." Draco stated. "Which two?" Madame Pomfrey's eyes narrowed. "I was halfway through Expelliarmus and Accio." Madame Pomfrey's whole demeanor changed. "Well, you two got you selves into this, now you can get yourselves out of it. I can't do anything else." She said airily as she turned away. "What? You have to!" Harry yelled. "I can't." she said smugly. "That particular combination of spells creates the predicament that you're in now and there's only one way out of it and I doubt that's ever going to happen." "What? What is it?" Harry asked cautiously. She told them.
The button is just there!!!
Chapter one: Stuck
"There are only two things which are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe" Einstein
"Bugger! 'Mione, Ron, wait a sec." Harry dropped to his knees, hurriedly seizing his spilt belongings and pushing them into his torn bag.
Hermione and Ron slowed and looked back "Scrabbling about on the floor like the dog you are, Potter?" the cool arrogant voice drawled behind him. "Shove off, Malfoy." Harry didn't even bother turning. "Just ignore him, Harry." "Harry could take you any day, Ferret." "Sure." He snorted delicately, neatly sidestepping Harry and striding into the classroom. "Stupid git." Harry muttered as he pushed the remainder of his belongings into his bag. "He's not even worth your attention, Harry." Hermione said. "Definitely not. Wish he'd just go boil his head in a cauldron." Ron agreed glaring after the blonde Slytherin. Harry got up carefully griping his bag. "We can only hope." He muttered before following his friends into the classroom.
'Bloody Malfoy.' Harry thought. The pale boy had spent the whole lesson baiting Harry and his friends. Harry couldn't wait to get out of the room and away from him. Finally the bell rang and Harry packed his things and rushed from the room. "Just got to repair my bag." He yelled back to Hermione and Ron. As he turned back to look where he was walking he ran smack into a hard torso. He looked up from his place on the floor littered with his belongings into the angry face of Draco Malfoy. Draco glared at him as he warily began to collect his things. "Right, that's it, Potter." He snarled pulling out his wand. "I've had enough of you. Harry didn't hesitate. He whipped out his own wand, jumped to his feet, and pointed it at the other boy. There was a shout of incantation and their spells hit each other in mid- air. There was a blinding flash of light and the spells twisted together in a riot of colors, which then shot out and hit the two boys. Harry felt as if something had grabbed a hold of his chest and was hurling him toward Draco. He saw his surprise reflected on Draco's face as the other boy came hurtling towards him. "Aaaah!" They yelled in unison as they collided.
The blackness began to lift and a room swam into view. Harry tried to lift his left hand but it was held down. He lifted the other and rubbed his face. Where was he? He rubbed his eyes and looked around. He appeared to be in the hospital wing. "Harry, you're awake!" Madame Pomfrey bustled up to him. "Ugh, what happened?" he asked groggily, grimacing at the taste in his mouth. "From what I've heard you and Mr. Malfoy had another duel outside the potions classroom." A slight scowl touched her mouth. "And your spells hit each other mid-air, mingled and turned and hit the both of you. You are now stuck together." "What?" Harry yelled. He struggled to sit up, glancing around wildly. There, next to him was Draco, lying unconscious beside him, his pale hand entwined with Harry's own. Harry shook his hand trying to dislodge it from Draco's without having to touch it more than absolutely necessary. But he couldn't even move his fingers. His violent movements stirred Draco and he turned, muttering something but settled again. Harry stared down at him in horror and shook his arm again. This time Draco woke up completely. "Oh," he groaned. "Where am I?" "You're in the hospital wing, you git. And this" Harry said gesturing to their hands "is all your fault." "What? Who?... why the fuck are you holding my hand Potter? Get off!" Draco attempted to pull away from Harry and get as far away as possible but only succeeded in falling off the bed and pulling Harry down on top off him. "Stop it, you stupid git! We're stuck together, that's what happened and it's all you stupid fault. If you weren't such a prick, this wouldn't have happened. You and your stupid pride and arrogance!" Harry got up and pulled a very surprised Draco with him. "Me? How about if you weren't such a clumsy fool who doesn't watch where he's going-" "Boys, boys!" Madame Pomfrey appeared next to them holding a hand to each of their chests in an attempt to push them as far apart as possible. (Not an easy task) "It's both of your faults' but neither of you are helping by shouting at each other." "Helping? Who said anything about helping? He's a stupid git and it's high time someone told him." Harry glared at Draco. "Oh, and I suppose you're just a little saint, eh? -" "STOP!" Madame Pomfrey roared, grabbing a fistful of their robes and shaking them. "Do you want to stay stuck together forever? No? Well I suggest you listen then. Now, I've tried everything I could but maybe it would help if I knew what spells you used." "Well, I used Petrificus Totalus." Harry said. "I used two at once." Draco stated. "Which two?" Madame Pomfrey's eyes narrowed. "I was halfway through Expelliarmus and Accio." Madame Pomfrey's whole demeanor changed. "Well, you two got you selves into this, now you can get yourselves out of it. I can't do anything else." She said airily as she turned away. "What? You have to!" Harry yelled. "I can't." she said smugly. "That particular combination of spells creates the predicament that you're in now and there's only one way out of it and I doubt that's ever going to happen." "What? What is it?" Harry asked cautiously. She told them.
The button is just there!!!