Leader has logged on.

Angel has logged on.

Plant_Scout has logged on.

Good_Boy has logged on.

Fleeting has logged on.

Puppeteer has logged on.

Weasel has logged on.

Jaws has logged on.

Stitches has logged on.

Pimp_Master_Jashin has logged on.

Leader: Alright, is everyone here?

Angel: Yes, Pein-sama.

Jaws: So, what's the meeting about, Pein?

Leader: We were getting to that, Kisa.

Fleeting: Why do we shorten our names, un?

Weasel: So nobody knows our entire name, Dei. Remember what that Apple kid said?

Fleeting: Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that, un.

Apple has logged on.

Lawlipop has logged on.

ToysRS has logged on.

Chocoholic has logged on.

Weasel: Well speak of the devil.

Fleeting: Well speak of the devil.

Fleeting: D*mn you Uchiha!

Lawlipop: Mello, Raito, Near, have you seen Matt?

Chocoholic: He's on that damn game of his. One sec.

Lawlipop: What the heck?! Near, do you know what that crash was?

Apple: Holy Sh*t! Was that Matt's scream?!

ToysRS: That would be Mello attempting to get Matt off of his game, L.

Leader: Who the h*ll are you people? How did you get here? I am god, I demand you answer!

Nintendo has logged on.

Nintendo: F*ck you, Mello, with something dry and sharp!

Chocoholic: No thank you, pervert.

ToysRS: What does that mean, L?

Lawlipop: Matt, Mello, not when Near is here!

Leader: Who are you d*mn people?

Apple: That's not very nice.

Puppeteer: Who said we would be nice, brat?

Fleeting: Danna! I thought I was your brat!

Pimp_Master_Jashin: Red, are you and Blondie f*cking together or something? Ha, I f*cking knew it! Kuzu, you owe me fifty f*cking bucks!

Leader: Hida, go change your name! I can't take you seriously if your name is so vulgar.

Jaws: We're criminals, remember? Why should we care if we're vulgar?

Apple: Criminals?

Good_Boy: Tobi is not a criminal! Tobi is a good boy!

Fleeting: F*ck off, Tobi, un!

Puppeteer: Brat, why put your speech impediment in the text?

Fleeting: It's a force of habit, un.

Apple: Aw, I thought that I was your brat, Puppeteer?

Fleeting: Danna, is this true, un? Are you cheating on me, un?!

Puppeteer: No, Dei, I am not cheating on you.

Fleeting: You called me "Dei", un. You found a new brat, didn't you, un? It's that b*tch-skank Apple, isn't it? I knew it! You don't spend any time with me anymore, un! I HATE YOU, UN! We're over, Saso!

Fleeting has logged off.

Puppeteer: …Dammit.

Lawlipop: Raito, was that really necessary?

Apple: Hm, no… but it was SO worth it.

Puppeteer: F*ck you, Apple!

Puppeteer has logged off.

Leader: Sh*t, someone go get them!

Pimp_Master_Jashin: H*ll no! Have you seen Dei when he blows a fuse? I may be a masochist, but even I don't like exploding!

ToysRS: Are we interrupting something, L?

Lawlipop: Yes.

Chocoholic: No, I say we started it.

Nintendo: Can I leave now?

Leader: Yes.

Angel: Yes.

Stitches: Yes.

Lawlipop: It would be best if we all left.

Chocoholic: I'm not leaving! Things just got interesting!

Good-Boy: Pein?

Leader: What, Tobi?

Good_Boy: Do you hear the pounding and moaning noises coming from senpai's room?

Leader: Tobi, that's just… friendship repairing. Don't disturb them, okay?

Good_Boy: Tobi has opened their door! Why is senpai hugging Saso-san like that? Can Tobi join? Wait, wait, stop! Leader-sama, Saso-san and senpai threw sharp things at Tobi!

Leader: …We don't speak of this again.

Everyone: Agreed.

Leader has logged off.

Angel has logged off.

Apple has logged off.

Jaws has logged off.

Chocoholic has logged off.

Nintendo has logged off.

Weasel has logged off.

Stitches has logged off.

Pimp_Master_Jashin has logged off.

Good_Boy has logged off.

Plant_Scout has logged off.

Lawlipop: Near, you exit fisrt.

ToysRS: Yes, L.

ToysRS has logged off.

Lawlipop has logged off.

Thirty Seconds Later

Fleeting has logged on.

Puppeteer has logged on.

Puppeteer: Hn. Everyone has already left, I guess.

Fleeting: Well, now that we're alone…

Puppeteer: Good night, brat.

Fleeting: Good night, Danna, un.