Disclaimer: Not mine. Not even my fic.
Warnings: Just a little gropage!!
A/N: My friends and I had a sleepover and decided to write some one shots. We gave each other prompts and had about 20 minutes to write. Here was one of my friend's. I gave her this prompt cuz we'd been talking about them. She didn't want to post it... but my other friend and I liked it!! So this is her's not mine. I had to change the original prompt up a bit to make her actually write more than 2 paragraphs.
Prompt: Jiraiya/ Orochimaru
On one bright shiny day, Jiraiya approached the training field for, well, training. As he came closer, he spotted Tsunade chatting with an unknown figure. Said unknown figure had its back turn, so all Jiraiya could see was long black hair and amazing hips.
'Wow.' thought the pervy toad. 'Tsunade's friend is even hotter than her! Maybe she won't be as uptight either...' Jiraiya clasped his hands in determination. Tonight, he'd get lucky for sure!
He came up behind the dark figure with a leer and winked at Tsunade's confused expression. Wrapping his arms around his target's waist, Jiraiya chuckled and only squeezed tighter when he felt the figure's form tense.
"Want me to loosen you up tonight, baby?" the white-haired boy flirted with a grin.
"What in hell do you think you're doing?" Jiraiya's grin disappeared. Orochimaru's voice? But where? Keeping his hold on his soon-to-be-date, he looked about for his rival.
"Huh, where?" Jiraiya asked stupidly and didn't realize the person he had a hold on turned in his grip until he looked down and came face to face with golden eyes. "Orochimaru-? What are you doing here?"
The toad ended up on the ground, a bruise forming on his jaw. Orochimaru dusted himself off, muttering about damned stupid toads and their pervertedness. Tsunade just laughed and laughed.
A/N: Sorry it's short... that's all I could get her to write!! Review please!! :D