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Beware . . .
This is actually a crossover of everything. And when we say everything, we mean everything.
Disclaimer: This chapter consists of all the disclaimers for this fanfiction. Please read Chapter 1 for actual piece and refer to this otherwise utterly useless chapter for all disclaimers. Thank you and please review.
Disclaimer: This a work of fanfiction. All incidents and dialogue, and all original characters are a product of Haru's Tsukiyomi and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely "coincidental".
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