A/N: This popped in my head while I was listening to "Hope It Gives You Hell" by All-American Rejects. Which has nothing to do with the song "Baby Its Cold Outside." Warning: Yaoi, GerMerica, America-uke, Human names used, um... hinted/implied date-rape, lemon, and I might refer to Alfred as Ally. Oneshot. Dates for when I'm going to update my other fanfics are on my profile page.
"Lud, I really can't stay." Alfred said as he tried to wiggle out of his arms.
"But, baby its cold outside," Ludwig responded tightening his strong grip on his American boyfriend.
"I've got to go away."
"But, baby its cold outside."
"This evening has been..."
"Been hopin' you drop in,"
"So very nice." Alfred said as he freed himself. Ludwig grabbed his hands and pulled him into his lap calmly saying:
"I'll hold your hands they're just like ice!"
"Iggy will start to worry."
"Beautiful, what's your hurry?" the German man whispered huskily kissing Alfred's jaw line.
"Francis will be pacing the floor."
"Listen to the fireplace roar."
"So, really I'd better scurry,"
"Beautiful, please don't hurry,"
"Well, maybe just a half a drink more..."
"Put some records on as I pore." Ludwig ginned getting up.
"The neighbors might think..."
"Baby, it's bad out there"
"Say what's in this drink?"
"No cabs to had out there."
"I wish I knew how..."
"Your eyes are like starlight now."
"To break the spell."
"I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell," Ludwig said going to Alfred when seeing him try to gather his clothes.
"I outta say, 'No, no, no, sir',"
"Mind if I move in a little closer?"
"At least I'm going to say that I tired."
"What's the sense in hurting my pride?"
"I really can't stay," Alfred said trying to slip away.
"Baby, don't hold out..."
"Aw, but its cold outside" (said together)
"I simply must go..."
"But, baby its cold outside."
"The answer is no."
"But, baby its cold outside."
"This welcome has been..."
"How lucky that you dropped in."
"So nice and warm."
"Look out the window at the storm," he said guiding him back to the couch in front of the fireplace.
"Maria will be suspicious."
"Gosh, your lips look delicious."
"Mattie will be at the door..." Ludwig paled a bit knowing how Alfred's brother could be when angry.
"Waves upon a tropical shore..." he whispered clearing his thoughts from his Ally's brother.
"My maiden's aunt's mind is vicious."
"Ooo, your lips are delicious."
"Well maybe just a cigarette more..."
"Never such a blizzard before."
"I've to get home."
"But, baby you'll freeze out there!'
"Say lend me a coat..."
"It's up to your knees out there!"
"You've really been grand."
"I thrill when you touch my hand."
"But don't you see?"
"How can you do this to me..?" Ludwig practically whined wants his American to stay here with him.
"There is bound to be talk to tomorrow."
"Think of my life time sorrow…"
"At least there will be plenty implied.'
"If you caught pneumonia, and died"
"I really can't stay.'
"Get over that old doubt.'
"Aw, but its cold outside!" (said together)
Alfred let himself get pulled back on to the couch falling asleep on his German boyfriend. Ludwig smiled knowing he had won. He gently kissed Alfred's forehead slipping into dreamland as well.
A/N: Sorry. I wrote that horribly... Germany and America were oc because I wanted to stick to the lyrics. I suggest if you haven't heard the song already to listen to it. Thank you for reading. Sorry again for not writing this well.