Just a warning: This is pure crack! Don't hate me! Just written for fun hope you guys don't hate me for this! :P

Disclaimer: I do not own ROTG if I did I wouldn't have had to pay for my copy of the DvD! Did you guys all get your own copies? :)


North made his way down the hallway intending to go to his workshop and work on his newest toy model after a hard day's work supervising the Yeti's he needed to let his mind unwind. Hmm, should I build train or car? Maybe, plane? Didn't kids like planes these days?

As North pondered this he heard murmurs coming from a door a little further up the hallway. Who could this be? North mused. As he continued walking the murmurs turned to voices.

"I don't know about this mate."

"Awh come on Bunny! It's nothing to be nervous about." When did Jack and Bunny get here? North wondered.

"Just remember your promise!" Bunny said.

"I know, Don't worry I won't tell anyone." Jack said rather softly and to North's surprise sounding oddly reassuring. North found himself pausing with his hand on the handle taken slightly aback. He had never heard Jack use that tone of voice with Bunnymund. Usually the two bickered unrelentingly.

"It's just... a bit embarrassing." North heard Bunny murmur.

"It's okay I'll guide you through this." Jack said. "Now just lick it up it's entire length."

"Ah it's so cold!" Bunny said suddenly.

Jack chuckled. "Well what did you expect?" His tone sounded teasing. "Okay now just keep licking it. Yes that's right." North felt his whole face reddening. They couldn't be-!?

"You sure this is right mate?" Bunny asked sounding oddly muffled.

"Yes Bunny just like that."

"Oi, my hands are all wet and sticky! I'll never get this white stuff out of my fur!"

"Opps should've warned you." Jack chucked. North's face was beet red. Deciding he had heard enough he dropped the handle as if it had burned him and stiffly walked/ran back down the hallway.


Meanwhile:

"Geez mate this stuff is sticky!" Bunny said as he glared at a certain winter sprite.

"Heh, sorry Bunny, did it taste okay? It took me forever to find a carrot flavoured one."

Jack smirked. "I can't believe you've never had a Popsicle before!" Jack laughed.

"Shh! Someone might hear you mate!"


The END!

HAHA Okay stupid story is stupid. *Gets shot *

This is just a stupid little thing that popped into my mind and demanded it be written. Lol. Also this is the closest to JackxBunny that you guys are likely to get from me. . haha

I'm aware this is a little OOC but I hope you guys will forgive me it was just for laughs anyways. Please Review!

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