Dragon High school

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Rated-m

Summary- this is an AU Vegeta, Bulma, Goku, Chi-Chi, and the rest of the gang in high school. Detention fights and more. What will they do when drama and romance start kicking in?

"Speaking"

*Thinking*

Detention

"SHUT UP, VEGETA, THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT." Bulma yelled. They all were in detention and as far as she was concerned it was all because of Vegeta, if only he wasn't such an arrogant prick.

"Now listen, Woman, I only know why I'm in here, as for the rest of you I don't know and I don't care. As far as I'm concerned you all wanted to be in here." Vegeta yelled crossing his arms.

"Wait, how did you get in here Vegeta?" Goku asked.

"It's the wench's fault."

#Flashback#

"I told you to HAVE A SEAT!" It was their normal morning ritual Mrs. Terry, Vegeta's homeroom teacher, would try to conduct class and Vegeta would throw his weight around.

"I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AND I WILL NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM A LOW CLASS HUMAN!" Vegeta yelled smirking. Normally after this Ms. Terry would ask Vegeta nicely to comply and the whole matter would be done.

"WELL, NEWS FLASH, YOU'RE NOT ON PLANET VEGETA, SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!" she yelled. Vegeta's jaw dropped to the floor and she smirked as the class fell silent. "Have a seat."

"No" Vegeta said crossing his arms.

"I'm tired of this. Every damn morning I have to put up with this bullshit. Out of my classroom! You have detention for the rest of the week; go to the principal's office. I hope he suspends you."

#End Flashback#

"Yep, Miss Terry got fired." Chi-Chi said.

18 pulled the lollipop out of her mouth before speaking, "She got what she deserved."

"Bulma, how did YOU get in here?" Krillin asked.

"Yeah, Bulma, you are always a goody, goody," Yamcha said leaning back kicking his feet up on the desk.

"All I can say is a rock, water, and Maron."

"Well, the one thing I'm sure we're all wondering is how the hell did Kakarot get in here?" Vegeta said sitting on a desk.

"Fight," Goku said simply; everyone fell anime style.

"Ha. I can't believe it Mr. "Pure Heart" got in a fight." Vegeta smirked, "Who was the lucky bastard?"

"Me," Piccolo said as he was leaning against the back wall of the room.

"That explains why you're here," 17 said as he was getting off the floor.

18 turned to her brother, "I didn't even know you were here."

"Yeah, I want to know how the rest of you got in here."

"Well, 18, Yamcha, and I thought we'd play a prank on Mr. Lock." Krillin said.

"What about you, Chi?" Bulma asked.

"Destruction of school property." Chi-Chi said.

"What about you?" Vegeta said pointing to 17.

"Sexual harassment."

"You idiot!" 18 said hitting him in the head.

"What? I wasn't really doing that. You know that girl with the short arms she told me to get her cell phone out her back pocket. And I said, "how'd it get there in the first place?" and she said she didn't know. I was only getting her phone." he crossed his arms.

"I always thought you were a creep." Goku said.

"But I just explained." 17 said.

Bulma interrupted, "Hey, how long do we wait for the teacher before we ditch?"

Goku sprung up from his chair, excited, "You really think we can leave before the principal comes?"

Chi-Chi chimed in, "Well, I'm not going to wait around for the principal to start detention. Just because he's late doesn't mean I have to stay longer."

Vegeta got up in front of the class and faced the others, "I say we get started. I'll be detention monitor."

Then Vegeta began his impersonation of the principal, "Sit down, class. I'm Mr. Kami, and since I'm the principal, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY." Every one broke out laughing then the laughter trailed off.

Goku made a whistling noise.

"He's right behind me, isn't he?" Vegeta asked.

Bulma nodded and stifled a chuckle.

Vegeta turned to Mr. Kami, who has an angry look on his face, "Another week of detention, right?"