U-Madder/U-Mad~ is proud to present, the BIG BOOK OF CAM. This is basically a series of many one-shots. I haven't exactly worked out how many one-shot's their will be, but I know it'll be a lot. If you have any ideas, please PM me. I'd love to read your creative and thoughtful ideas!

I do not own iCarly. Yay (!)

THE BIG BOOK OF CAM

Chapter One

Typical Weekend

A typical weekend for Sam would be lazing around her girlfriends apartment, eating ham, watching Girly Cow and not doing anything. This weekend was slightly different. Carly had rented one of those teen-chick comedy movies and forced Sam to watch it with her.

"Please Sammie...for me?"

"Carls...look, I already said once and no! We are not watching My Boyfriend is a Prince again! It's so stupid!"

'You aren't exactly a prince, Sam...' Carly rolled her eyes, glancing at Sam. Obnoxious and lazy as ever, she still hadn't showered for the whole day, "Before we watch the film-"

"Yeah, yeah...I know...I need to go and shower...alright Cupcake..."

"That's my Mama."

After ten minutes, Sam came out of the shower, dripping wet, clad in a clean pair of her boxer shorts and one of Carly's loose t-shirts, "I didn't bother to dry..."

"Why not? Because my sexy little blonde was too lazy to do so?"

"Enough of the frickin' insults, Shay..."

Carly giggled - it was just in her nature to tease her girlfriend. But she knew when things would be taken to far, as Sam would begin to form tears in her eyes. It wasn't like Sam to cry, but when she did, Carly hated it, "I'm sorry, Baby...c'mon...lets watch the movie..."

"OK."

The couple cuddled up to one another for the next two and a half hours, watching a teen chick movie that Sam didn't want to see. Carly rested her head on Sam's upper chest, "Your so warm, Baby..." She snuggled up to Sam even more.

Sam ran her fingers through Carly's neatly brushed hair, "Mama knows..."

Carly giggled; she couldn't help but kiss Sam, "I love you..."

"I know Babe. And, one question?"

"What is it, Sweetie?"

"Can we...y'know..."

"Make out? Is that what you were going to say, Baby?"

"...Um...yeah...could we...make out now that the movie's finished?"

"Why of course, love of my life...you deserve it after sitting through that movie..." Carly kissed Sam slightly harder then intended; she didn't care, though. All she wanted and wanted nothing more then to kiss Sam. The two began to start their heated make-out session. Sam, as per normal, was on top and lowered Carly down to the couch.

"I...love...you..." Carly said through kisses.

"I...love...you...more...Cupcake..."

After half an hour of passionate love making, the couple heard the door open. They jumped off the couch, straightened their clothes and made out nothing happened. Even though Spencer knew about the couple, Carly and Sam knew Spencer wasn't too keen whenever they would start to kiss.

"Heyo! Did you enjoy your 'Typical Weekend' here, Sam?" The older Shay exclaimed childishly.

Even though she had fun with her girlfriend, the typical weekend for her would still lazing around her girlfriends apartment, eating ham, watching Girly Cow and not doing anything. And maybe a little bit of movie watching and love making to go along with it.

A/N: How was it? I know this one wasn't that good, but I have LOADS of ideas. Some will be related to episodes while others will come out of the suckish imagination that is me. Remember kids to R&R before brushing your teeth!