The Zodiac Banquet...
So...the Zodiac Banquet. We all know what was supposed to happen, but, what really happened? I feel that no one has brought up this topic, not even Yuki or Kyo. I have tried asking several people, but...well...let's just say some people aren't as resourceful as others...:cough:SHIGURE:cough:...
From one of my(better) resources(I'll never tell...) I have gotten the true information!
That Night...
Yuki and Kyo went all "noble" on Shigure, and so decided to stay home with Tohru watch the sun ris while discussing their dreams BLAHBLAHBLAH...I mean, we already know that story, right? Right. Thanks for paying attention.
Anyway, as he neared the Sohma House, Shigure heard a noise. From the bushes. Shiiiiit.
"Suprise!Heehee!" Out popped Momiji, with his usual enthusiastic cheerfulness.
"Oh, Momiji, hello!" Are you nervous about tonight's performance?"he asked. Momiji stared at him with a shocked look. "Why, no, of course not! Um...should I be? I mean, has anything..."he stopped here and gave Shigure a scared look, "has anything bad ever happened?" Shigure smiled."Why, no! I can even remember the year I did my dance! Ah, such good times! I remember falling into the fruit punch table(Ijumped too many times, you see...)and then I remember being pulled out by Aya and Hatori!" He giggled, and looked at Momiji dreamily."Hm...that's not helping is it?" Shigure frowned. "Oh! But, I'm sure nothing will go wrong in yours, of course!" He grinned in an unsure way.
"Uh-huh, th-thanks, Shigure..." Momiji said weakily.
Let me stop you right here. First of all, something bad always happens during the dances. Always. For example, the year before, it was Yuki's turn. Now, we all know how quiet and shy he is, so it was a complete shock when he started to yell obscene things at his family members. Come to find out, someone spiked the punch that year.(We are still looking for the culprits, by the way.) Take another example. When it was Ayame's year to dance, he unexpectedly turned into a snake and slid under Kagura's dress. Needless to say, she kicked his ass for it, and he had to get stitches. Many stitches. But, you get my drift. Something bad always happens.