mart bad z went 2 the moiez 2 c twi,ifht.
OME EDWA6TS CTKKEN
It was a beatiful sunni daye in forkz, lyk alwaiz. bella and edmart were prancing aound in the sun like dhey did all dah tiem!! but tat can stai foh latur
Edwart qws sleepin' in hiz coffin, like ALL vampirates du. he was thinkin' of burnin all duh wuud in da hizzouse cas he doesnt want 2 dit
um so likr Edwaord was craving sum blood, sohe went to hiz local high skool in forkz! .xoxo
He went to btologii, and der as this really noing werd chik named bellaz. she smelt of big mac and sasuge
edward lke
make edward hungy
SOOOOOO as it should be, and WOULUD be, he devoured her in clazz
he then ate everyone else. then carlisle kiked him out so he was a hobo! cas edwart waz supused to be a vegeaterain vampire (even tho thats impossibly irl), but yeah he ate bella... not good!
now edwear was homeless add bella was a vampire! she seeked revnge on the douchebag that turned her in3 a stoopid, ugly, bum bum ppoo poo brain vampie. so she staked him thru the phone
i mean thtough the heart
and he dided
n' she and that weird assian guy got togeda wit forevz
DA EnD