To the Readers:
It has come to my attention that many of the members of the fanfiction community have taken it upon themselves to speculate in creative writing about the private lives of the members of the Storm Hawks. Often very creative writing. As their self-appointed publicist, I have taken it upon myself to obtain official statements from each of the Hawks that detail their wishes and opinions upon these "fan fictions", which will be presented in this document.
-- Adrian Henke
Wouldn't you just love to know if that's my real name or not? Official-sounding writing is hard.