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Mafiatalia: Being One with Them
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Matthew Williams smiled as his newly found girlfriend locked-arm with him.
"Bring her home before 11, alright, Matvey?" Katyusha told him with a friendly smile, as she handed Natalia a handbag. "I'm glad Vanya didn't contradict of you and Natalia dating."
Said girl pouted, "I think brother was glad to get rid of me from his way." This caused the other two to frown.
Matthew took Natalia's chin between his fingers and tilted her head up to him. She looked up to him with no care or blush on her face.
"Natalia…" He said in a slow whisper, "I want you to shut up and say you love me, instead of thinking your brother doesn't like you…" Before she could reply, he took the opportunity to lean down and kiss her fully on the lips. She froze and shyly opened her mouth when Matthew's tongue licked her lower lip.
"Kat—" Katyusha looked up to the stairs and put a finger on her lips signaling the person to keep quiet. The person nodded and walked down the stairs and stood beside her.
The Russian girl had a hand in Matthew's hair, as he held her closer to him. The two broke when they heard a soft cough beside Katyusha.
There stood Ivan Braginski, the baddest boss of Russia's biggest mafia organization. He smiled at them innocently, and said, "Natalia, please watch Matvey."
The Canadian blushed in embarrassment and leaned down to her ear and whisper, "We should really go…" She nodded as Matthew waved bye at her elder siblings and took her gloved hand to lead her. When the two turned to leave, she gave them a rude finger and an indifferent glare and turned around. She ignored them when they chuckled at her immature move.
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"What the hell?" Alfred F. Jones swore as he spotted his brother's limousine stop in front of the newly built restaurant establishment in town. He was in his black Pajero, going for a look-out. He was given an assignment that Braginski's younger sister was going to this restaurant with a date. He was told to grab the girl and get Braginski to turn himself in to the government or give a ransom, but… he was given authority to kill anyone that stands in the way.
He couldn't possibly kill Matthew! Let alone hurt him. But how'd Mattie get on a date with the chick? Maybe Braginski knew that Matthew used to be in CIA and wants a ransom for him. Now that makes the matter worse! Damn, this'll be harder than what he thought. No, no…Matthew just met her in the library and asked for her number. Yeah, that must be it.
Matthew stepped out the car followed by a girl in a quite revealing dress.
Alfred gagged. He might have dated a lot of girls, and Mattie was probably on his, what? Third? Fourth?
"Sixth." He answered himself and groaned at his own stupidity, he didn't usually care who his brother dated. But that GIRL! That girl was damn fine. That's it, after Mattie was done with her, he'll try to get a date with her.
"Showtime." With a click on his gun, a heave, and a car door slammed. He set out after his brother's hot date.
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Natalia looked around wearily and swore under her breath, only to have her boyfriend chuckle.
"What?" She asked with a glare.
Matthew rested his chin on his hand, and said with a cute smile, "You're adorable when you curse in Russian."
She narrowed her eyes, "How did you know it was a curse word?"
"Katyusha, being so sweet, taught me some." She wanted to get the fork and stab it on his hand, but decided against it since he was really into her and her to him, maybe.
She saw Matthew stretch out a foot from under the table to the oncoming person passing their table. The man fell; face down, on the tiled floor. She whipped her hand on her twitching mouth and let out a small inaudible laugh in it. Her gaze softened at her date. So he could also be funny too.
"Alfred…" Matthew whispered daringly at the man on the floor, as he started stomping at the man's ass while seated. "I told you not to stalk me."
"Your date's my target, Matt." Alfred answered muffled, still not getting up from the ungraceful landing. "She's hot, I know, but she's Braginski's sister!"
"Yes, I know that." He told him simply, and added, "I like her very much, so please don't interfere." He said as he smiled at Natalia.
Natalia grabbed her revolver from her handbag and pointed it at Alfred under the table. "And I like your brother very much, too, so bug off bastard."
"Oh HELL! The hell, Mattie, don't date girls with guns!" Alfred said in a panicky voice. He stood up as soon as his brother stopped abusing his ass. "Alright, but I'm gonna get you, bitch." With that useless threat from him, he left.
The Canadian smiled an apology at her and said to her as soon as the waiter gave them their orders and some odd glances, "Let's eat."
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Ivan opened the door before he and Katyusha could listen more from their sister's make-out noises.
"Good, you really returned her before 11." He said with a smile, inside the house his other sister giggled from the horrible joke.
Matthew looked at his watch and smiled, 9:53 … he should've make-out with Natalia in the car first before giving her back.
"Ahh, so I've wasted an hour worrying I can't bring her back to you?" He asked with a baffled smile.
The Russian chuckled, "No, no. It's perfectly alright if you brought her home later, but you know Katyusha's all about worrying too."
They both laughed then bid farewell.
"See you, Natalia." And Matthew went back to his awaiting limousine.
Natalia watched after him, and went inside the house with her brother.
"NATALIA~~!" Katyusha squealed as she hugged her sister. "I didn't know that part of Matvey!" Ivan was heading up the stairs
"Didn't you use to go out with him?"
"No, we're just good friends."
"Oh." She remembered. "I met Matthew's brother." Her brother whipped his head to her. "He's planning to get me to get something from brother." He walked back to her and gripped her shoulders.
"What did he tell you?"
"He called me a bitch." This caused him to growl. "What is it, brother?"
He sighed, "That Alfred Jones is always calling me names, just because Mother Russia's a communist country."
She raised a fist and asked, "Next time I see him, do you want me to punch him?" This made Ivan smile in thanks. So Alfred is a racist? How could Matvey be related to someone like him?
Katyusha hugged her and kiss her forehead and say, "Go to bed, Natalia. We're going to Grandfather Winters tomorrow noon."
She did not retaliate and went upstairs to her room as her two siblings talk about a certain Alfred F. Jones.
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Matthew told his driver that he wants to walk the rest way home, so he stopped by the city park.
"Sir, please take this with you then." He told Matthew and shoved a handgun on his hands. "Sir, you have been very kind to all of us and they will be very upset of me if you have been kidnapped or something, then killed after that. So please be prepared."
The Canadian flashed him a thankful smile and said, "It's good that I have a loyal crew." He put it in between his back and the belt of his pants. He took off his suit jacket, threw it in the opened car door and wore the hoodie his driver gave to him. "Thanks again, Toris. Call my brother if I don't come back after 24 hours, 'kay?"
Toris nodded smugly. "Have a safe walk, sir."
"Yeah, and thank Vash for the gun for me, please."
It's always good to have reliability in your house staff. He does tell them honestly what they would expect. The first time he did that, they had guarded his sleepy ass until morning when he found a limb in the refrigerator.
Vash Zwingli is his supplier for machineries and one of his best friends. They are great friends since Vash's little sister, Lilli, would come and hang out with him, without him hitting on her. He wasn't like Francis, for Pete's sake! He was more like his brother's "colleague" with Francis' charms.
He chuckled. Lilli is the mayor's secretary. She's the cute, cheerful girl next door who lives with her Swiss brother—whose house was filled with machineguns and crates of crates of bullets. Yes, the irony.
His other best friend is Kaoru Wang, the youngest brother of Yao Wang of the Chinese mafia group. He and Kaoru met in one of those bomb conventions in a hotel, he was really just a passer-by when Kaoru decided to set of some firecrackers to test their compatibility. The police took him with the Chinese boy to the station.
And there's the Vargas family's mafia, he's friends with the boss' twin sons, though his more friends with Lovino, the eldest of the two. Lovino and Feliciano, the younger one, are next in line for the "family business". Much like himself…
Well, you see, Matthew has his own mafia group and it's quite small but it's really good. It has alliances with most of the powerful groups around the world. It starts with the French, to the Chinese, and Italians. Now he wants to have a treaty with the Russians. Dating Natalia wasn't the invitation. Dating her was just because he really liked her.
He turned around when he heard some footsteps behind him, but only to meet a man wearing all black. The mysterious man covered his mouth and nose with cloth wetted with chloroform. He quickly grabbed for his gun from his back but terribly failed when the man threw it from him. Everything around him started to feel multiply-ish and soon enough darkness embraced him.
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Matthew woke up to the scent of pancake and syrup. Maple syrup to be exact. He tried to sit up from the bed he lied on but soon felt he was bounded in shackles. Wow, a bad way of waking up. His ankles and wrist were bound to four corners of the bed. He looked up and saw the grinning face of a certain German.
Ah, Gilbert Beilschmidt. He worked for the Vargas family, yes, past tense. He was banned since he killed one of Feliciano's girlfriends, and threw him in the swimming pool while Lovino and he were walking along the pool. He is now exiled and works as an assassin for any associations who would hire him. For the past two months, Gilbert had tried countless times to woo him. He told the man that he wasn't homo or anything. But still goes after him.
"Good morning, Birdie." Gilbert greeted as he placed a plate on the bedside table and sat beside his captive. "Took you awhile to wake up."
"What is WRONG with you?" He asked as the German pecked his forehead for a "morning kiss". "My brother will throw you to prison!" He shouted at him.
Matthew isn't actually a morning person.
"What do you want, Gilbo?" The Canadian agreed with himself that he should sound tough, to get to the point. That's what Alfred told him, being a detective.
"Just bear with me for a day, Birdie, I'll let you goafter that." The albino said and stood up.
"Mon ami! We are 'ere!"
"Gilbert! Where's your surprise?"
Gilbert went out from the room and met with his friends.
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"What is it, mi amigo?" Antonio Fernandez Carriedo asked him as he came to sight. "What's up?"
Gilbert smilled slyly at them and said, "I got the Matthew Williams confined."
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Mafiatalia is actually a fanfic in Fanfiction. I was searching for images of it in Google and out came a fiction for it. I haven't read it yet, but I've seen pics of it. Uber cool, really. That homo part was requested by my sister— well, more of a commanded me to. She told me something about yaoi, and did not get it. I'm a fanboy, alright sissy? Not all fans know the whole otaku dictionary. Psshhh, annoying really. I'm not pushing you away (if you're a girl), it's just that she's REALLY annoying.
Oh yeah, before I could forget. Can someone be my Fanfiction dictionary? I don't get what lemon means. No, seriously, I don't. Sissy was like "You like lemons?" then I was like "No, I like oranges."
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