Note: this is not part of my 'series' it stands alone

Note: this is not part of my 'series' it stands alone.

Oh, and this doesn't start out very funny but it will definitely be humorous.

Harry almost fell out of his chair when a giant silvery black owl dropped a black envelope in his oatmeal.

"Are you alright, Harry!" Neville squeaked.

"Yeah, I'm fine, Neville." Harry said.

"Hey, what's that?" Ron said.

"I wouldn't know, I haven't opened it yet." Harry said, rather annoyed.

Harry picked it out of his oatmeal, and flipped it around.

"Who is it from?" Ron said.

"Voldemort." Harry said.

"That's not funny Harry!" Ron said, a little to loudly.

A few people at the Gryffonder table looked up curiously.

"I'm not joking! Look, right there it says To: Harry Potter From: Lord Voldemort."

Ron looked, and looked, and looked…

"See?" Harry said impatiently.

"I-it must be a prank o-o-or something." Ron said, a little shakily.

"It's not a prank you idiot. I'm sure of it." Harry said, as he got from the table.

"See you at class!"

"He's crazy, completely nutters…"

"What the matter Ron?" Hermione had come behind Ron and had heard only the last thing Ron had said.

"Who's crazy?" she said.

"Uuuhhhh…. errrrrr…. Well…ummm…Harry… I guess…" Ron mumbled, almost incoherently.

"Harry?" Hermione said incredulously.

"Well, yes, I mean no… Oh, never mind!" Ron said.

"Why would Voldemort send me a letter?" Harry wondered out loud, as he ripped the opened.

The letter read:

Dear Stupid Little Boy Who Is So Annoying And Always Gets In My Way

I, Lord Voldemort challenge you to a pillow fight in the Forbidden Forest at midnight on Halloween.

Sincerely

Lord Voldemort

"Ha, this is gonna be easy, I'm a great pillow fighter!" Harry said and scribbled a reply on the back of Voldemort's note.

I'll see you at midnight in the Forbidden Forest.

Sincerely

H.P.

To be continued…

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Voldie, Ron, Hermione, Neville and Harry etc. belong to J.K. Rowling.