Clare @ http://arise.to/thelostpoketemple
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(It's just an abridged script of a crappy new episode of Pokemon. Which, by the way, I still do not own and am not claiming to own. Suing me will result in a countersuit claiming you are too stupid to live.)
MISTYBATION: aka MISTY MEETS HER MATCH: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT
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ASH: Alright! badges! lets take the ferry and get a badge! badges! yayyyy! one track minded? me?
MISTY: Oh look, a girl, drowning. As I have not yet completely lost my soul to the dark side, I shall rescue her with my crappy staryu doing all the work.
GIRL: Thanks!
TEAM ROCKET: Prepare for tr -
::TEAM ROCKET get sucked into a WHIRLPOOL::
RUDY: thanks for saving my sister. you are a truly excellent trainer that is loving to her pokemon, i can tell, even though I have seen you use them once, for five seconds, at a distance of 60 metres. come and live with me forever, you can teach people to raise water pokemon in your fantastic way. I love you.
MISTY: Really?? wow!
RUDY: That and theres no other girls on the island and I'm desperate.
MISTY: Youre so romantic!
ASH: Youre supposed to be watching me Battle!
::lets out charizard by mistake, Charizard TOASTS MISTY. this is very FUNNY::
MISTY: Ash! stop ruining my chances of getting a shag!!!!!
TEAM ROCKET: And make it do- :::they get hit by a large TREE::
::Misty and rudy the freakboy spend a night dancing with his pokemon. this is not seen as odd by anyone.::
::Tracy makes a drawing of team rocket thinking they are POKEMON. He shows PROFESSOR OAK, who still refuses to SLEEP WITH HIM::
TEAM ROCKET: To protect the wo-
:::Team rocket fall off a LARGE POINTY THING:::
ASH: Okay! Battle!
::Ash proceeds to get creamed until only squirtle is left::
TEAM ROCKET: To unite all pe-
:::Team Rocket are KNOCKED OFF A CLIFF into the RAGING OCEAN onto LARGE POINTY ROCKS::
MISTY: Ash! I'm so bossy when it comes to water pokemon i'm going to scream usless advice about squirtle at you for five minutes in the mistaken belief you give a damn!
RUDY: Wahhh. she loves Ash, not me.
MISTY: No I don't! I'm just a bossy cowbag! Lets shag!
RUDY: Oh well, heres your badge Ash, and youre a really lucky guy to have this bossy, irritating, uggo, pokesadist following you around.
ASH: I am?
RUDY: Yes, one day you'll see that.
ASH: Well I suppose I am seeing Gary in a few episodes...
:::ASH, MISTY, and ::shudder:: TRACY feck off to the orange league. RUDY goes home to indulge in MISTYBATION:::