Castiel's Guide to Human Life For Angels

by Katari Michelos

Castiel has made a list in an effort to make sense of human life and behaviour. This should be interesting.

1. Chapter 1

CASTIEL's GUIDE TO HUMAN LIFE FOR ANGELS

(As edited By Dean and Sam Winchester)

Disclaim: If I owned Supernatural, there would be waaay more Destiel. Since I do not, there is far less Destiel than I would like.

A "Fangirl" is not a girl with a fan, no matter what it sounds like.

While we do not need to consume food or drink, I personally recommend drinking a drink known by humans as 'Coffee". Humans seem fond of it in the mornings. (Yes, but you keep drinking 8 cups of Espresso a day, dude! Coffee is expensive!-Dean)

When around humans, it is unwise to refer to them by the following terms: mud-monkeys, hairless apes, wahoos, vessels, etc. It is both highly offensive and demeaning.

A reminder: Angel wings appear in our shadow no matter what vessel we take. Come up with an appropriate excuse if necessary to explain why the wings appear should the human not accept your true existence as an angel of the Lord.

If a human chooses to shorten your true name, however unpleasant that nickname may be, let them. (I was drunk, Cas!-Sam.)(Yeah, and you called him Cassie. He's not a girl!-Dean)

When at all possible, choose a human name instead. It attracts less attention.

And THAT's a wrap, folks! Chapter 2 will be up next week, once I find more scenarios. Please review with any comments or suggestions for possible topics.