A rewrite of the song from the 2BA Master CD.
Clare @ http://arise.to/thelostpoketemple
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MISTY'S SONG: UNCUT
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ASH: Goodnight Brock, Goodnight Pikachu, See you in the morning!
MISTY coughs loudly.
ASH: Er. You too Misty. Are you still following me?
MISTY: Goodnight Ash....sweet dreams
ASH: Oh, I will have! Come on Gary....
CUE Cheesy SYNTHARP TWIDDLING
CUE Cheesier music to which MISTY SINGS:
Ash I know I gave you quite a fright
When I walked in, in the nude
We both knew I had loving on my mind
Involving Brock and Pikachu.
I jumped on you. You ran away.
CHORUS!
I try to tell you that I'm horny, But all you can do is gulp
And I get so sexually frustrated, I beat my pokemon to a pulp.
Oh how can anyone so twerpy ever play so hard to get?
I wanna tell you that I want you because I am desperate
I practice all the things that I could do
Late at night, with Psyduck.
I know I've been a bitch to all of you
But all I need is a mercy f*ck.
You jumped on Gary. I guess you're gay.
REPEAT CHORUS!
Why, why can't I get a shag?
Is it because of that little STD?
I try, but I can't deny that I
Am desperate enough
To hump Jigglypuff
Can't you see?
CHORUS AGAIN!
AND AGAIN!
And LEAD OUT with MISTY sighing "I'm desperate" wistfully.
ASH: (guiltily emerging from his sleeping bag) Did you say something Misty? It sounded like you were singing a badly written fanfic song...
MISTY: Why no ash, I didnt say-
GARY: Ashy boy! I'm getting cold back here....
ASH: That's nice Misty! goodnight!
ASH scrabbles back into his SLEEPING BAG.
MISTY: ARRRRGH! PSYDUCK!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF YOUR POKEBALL NOW! I WISH TO PHYSICALLY EXPRESS MY SEXUAL INADEQUECIES ON YOU!!! AND COME HERE JIGGLYPUFF!!!!
JIGGLYPUFF: Jiggly!*
*Damn woman, I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago.
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