EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ARIEL
VS
BETHANY HAMILTON
BEGIN
[ARIEL]
OKAY BETHANY IT IS TIME FOR A GIRL TALK
JUST YOU AND ME IS RAPPING THAT WE SAW
YOU GOT BITTEN BY A FUCKING SHITTY SHARK
IT WAS REALLY DANGEROUS IT WILL MAKE ME FART
YOU LOST ONE ARM YOU ARE A CRAPPY FRANKENSTEIN
YOU NEVER WANNA LEAVE YOUR PASS BEHIND
MY MOVIE BETTER YOUR A LITTLE GORIER
UNDER THE SEA IS WHAT I'M THE BEST JERK
[BETHANY HAMILTON]
OH FUCK YOU LESBIAN YOU ARE NO GOOD MERMAID
YOU WANTED TO BE HUMAN JUST TO FUCK A PRINCE TODAY
YOU DISOBEY YOUR FATHER JUST TO SWAM OUT OF THE SEA
YOU ARE NOTHING ELSE JUST SHITTY CRAZY
YOUR THE WORST DISNEY CHARACTER THAN CINDERELLA
MINE HAD SURFING IT WHAT I'M GOOD AT DUH
I WILL OVER RUN YOU RIGHT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
JUST BEFORE SOON, YOU'LL BE DEAD
[ARIEL]
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR TRAINING AND SURFING
THE SHARK MIGHT COME BACK AND THIS TIME HE'LL BE RAPING
YOU ARE SO BORING YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH ACTION
JUST A THEME THAT MAKE IT BORING CREATION
I HAVE MORE TALENT AT SINGING AND PLAYING
WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR LIVES IN THE HOSPITAL COMPLAINING
SOON YOU'LL NEVER SURF AT MY HOME
SOON I WILL MAKE IT JUST LIKE A DOME
[BETHANY HAMILTON]
OH SCREW YOU I HAVE THE POWER
YOUR FRIENDS ARE BULLSHIT THEY ARE WORST THEN OUR
FLOUNDER IS LIKE A NERD AND A SEAGLE IS A BIRD BRAIN
IT NOT A DINGLE HOPPER IT A FORK YOUR INSANE
WHEN I RULE I WILL BANISHED YOU TO THE LAND
MAKING SURE YOU DIE AND NEVER TAKE THE STAND
I DONT NEED YOU BITCH I AM SURFING GOODBYE
I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AFTER SUICIDE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE