Kanda woke up to the sound of tourists chattering about on the beachside streets, their voices floating up to his room. His head was throbbing as he sat up in his bed. When he his eyes finally managed to adjust to the light in the room, he saw it: candy was scattered across the floor along with McDonalds' wrappers, the remnants of last night,
Lavi lay on the floor. His nun outfit was surprisingly not riding up as he used the now deflated inflatable breast as a pillow. Allen, on the other hand, was face down on the wood floor; skirt hiked up past his ass much to Kanda's general displeasure. Link, passed out, was clinging to the wall on the other side of the bed. . Why were they all in nun costumes? At least he wasn't wearing on- Kanda looked down only to see a long black dress on his body, and as he moved his hand up to his neck he felt the collar. He was wearing one, too. The habit that supposedly went with it was still on his pillow. Why were they all nuns?
Kanda laid back in bed, putting his hands on his eyes and rubbing them. His face was sticky, the feeling of sweat and dirt that had been sitting for far too long on his face. He pulled his hand away from his face only to see a blue powder and glitter stuck to his hand. Was that…Makeup? Alma…Of course. He wiped his hand on the sheets knowing he would wash them later. Kanda tried to remember what had exactly happened the night before. He pulled his phone out from somewhere under the bed and turned on the screen, flinching at the brightness before turning it down. It was noon, November first…last night was Halloween.
"Oh, for the love of…" Kanda muttered.
A groan came from the floor. Kanda looked over only to see Link slowly lifting himself off the floor, clutching his head. The habit had fallen off his head sometime in the night. His braid was falling apart, frizzed out and tangled.
"Inspector…" Kanda hissed out.
Link looked over, looking more dazed and confused than ever. The gold haired man looked down at what he was wearing.
"I'm going to fucking kill Walker."
Kanda held back some form of laughter; he had never heard the Inspector swear before.
"I'm going to go vomit, hold any snark until later," Link said struggling to stand up and walk to the bathroom in the room, closing the door behind him.
Kanda grumbled slightly laying back only to shoot right back up. He remembered some of the events that led up to last night.
It had started two weeks ago with the invitations to the Order's company Halloween party, and Lavi having decided that they should all go together as a group.
October sixteenth, after classes ended for the day, Kanda had been unwillingly dragged to the mall by Lavi and the rest. It wasn't like he had much of a choice but to go along with it. A pop up shop had been set up for the season, and had been there since sometime in the middle of September. A Halloween store - Spirit Halloween.
"Okay what should we be?" Lenalee asked, looking a little dismayed at all the 'sexy' female costumes, with Alma sharing a similar expression of concern only to pull a bunny girl outfit off the rack and push it towards Kanda, who immediately felt the blood rush to his face.
"Put it back," Kanda hissed.
"No, I might get this and you can see me in it later," Alma laughed, giving a wink before returning to the aisle and putting the costume back in its place.
Lavi and Allen snickered as Kanda shot them a glare.
"Please don't," was Kanda's response to Alma who stuck their tongue out at him.
"Hey, we could be Avenger," Lavi started.
"I'm not being Black widow." Lenalee said automatically.
"Link could be Thor," Allen laughed. Link rolled his eyes. He had become Allen's shadow after a few short weeks, and seemingly melted into the background of the group only to be brought up when he could be harassed.
"Or could be the actual Black Widow with all his CROW skills," Lavi muttered looking through the costumes.
"What about making Big Hero 6 costumes?" Alma suggested.
"That movie's not even out, though," Lavi protested. "Plus what are we going to do? Bribe Johnny to make them for us?"
"Oh… no, you're right…" Alma said looking through the racks upon racks of costumes.
Lavi turned a corner into a new aisle, and a menacing smile came over his face.
Kanda knew that face, the face of a horrible idea.
"Guys, I know exactly what we're being," Lavi said before holding up a scantily clad nun costume.
Link almost short-circuited on the spot.
"Absolutely not," Kanda said.
"I'm not being a sexy nun," Lenalee said.
"How about sexy scho-" Lavi began.
"I'm not being a sexy anything," Lenalee snapped. " First, If Komui sees me, I'll be forced to change, I won't even be able to argue; he'll just send me home. Second, all of you will die."
"I mean considering how short these skirts are, I think even you would have a problem," Allen said holding up one of the costumes.
"Oh god, my ass would be hanging out even with shorts," Lenalee said walking over to the costume aisle where Allen and Lavi stood.
"The only thing mildly acceptable is the actual fake nun one, and even still I think the order would kill all of us."
"Okay, I care more about my ass hanging out of the dress than I care about the order scolding us for defiling their religious beliefs," Alma said picking out one of the costumes. " Lavi, if you want to be a solo nun I'll support you. Yuu, you'd make a pretty nun."
"I'll leave."
"Boo! You stick in the mud! I bet even Howard would!" Alma protested.
"I'm not dressing up at all," Link hissed.
"They make a lovely pair don't they, Alma," Allen teased, a snide smirk growing across his face only to have his hand raise to cover it like a gossiping socialite.
"Yea, but I don't think they'll be able to shove anymore sticks up their butts." Alma replied, only to have Lavi start to sputter behind them and Lenalee hiding her smile in her hand.
Kanda's frown only grew larger, and Link simply sighed.
"Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I like the nun idea," Alma admitted.
"I liked the idea to begin with," Allen piped up. "I'd like to see Lavi as a nun."
"Allen!" Lavi shouted feeling betrayed. "If you guys don't want to be nuns, we can be dicks and vaginas." He pulled the giant penis costume off the rack.
"Lavi…" Allen said, sounding a little disappointed to begin with," Kanda doesn't need it, he's already a giant dick."
That had been the last straw, and everyone knew it. Alma automatically got in front of Allen, grabbing onto Kanda who seemed more than fully determined to punch Allen in his face, even if Alma wouldn't move out of his way.
"Yuu, let's not get kicked out of the mall this week, please."
"Let me punch the beansprout!" Kanda yelled out, probably louder than he should have.
"My name's Allen!" the white haired boy shouted, trying to charge forward only to be held back by Lavi.
Kanda waited until Allen was close enough, pretending to back off only to catch Alma off guard, swinging his fist over Alma's shoulder to deck Allen in the face.
After a bit of yelling and screaming from both of them, the rent-a-cop had been called and once again the group had been asked to leave the mall. They were never banned from the mall because nothing was ever damaged,yet they were still asked to leave the mall grounds.
They had ended up at Allen's house after that to plan for Halloween. Lavi sat on the step to the living room, looking into the kitchen. Lenalee, Alma, and Kanda sat around the kitchen table, with Link having roped Allen into helping him make up some snacks for everyone, even though Link spent more time scolding Allen for eating instead of actually cooking. what he was cooking with.
"Okay Lavi, I think I've thought of a compromise to our costume situation," Alma started, a smile on their face.
"Oh, I'm intrigued, Karma. What compromise?" Lavi asked, standing and walking over to the kitchen table before slamming his hands down, acting like this was something much more serious than it was.
"We'll be nuns. But," Alma paused, "the only one who will be nuns will be…hmm, you, Allen, Kanda and Link!"
"I refuse," Link said, looking over at the group as Allen shoved a finger sandwich into his mouth behind his back.
"Fine," Alma prompted much less amused now. "Lavi, Kanda and Allen will be nuns."
"And?" Lavi asked.
"And Lenalee and I will wear priest costumes." Alma said.
"I guess that's something," Lenalee muttered.
"No dice. Why do we only have to wear something ridiculous? All or nothing, Karma," Lavi said.
"The priest costume with the fake erection."
Lenalee has mistakenly chosen to take a drink and almost choked.
"Alma!" she shouted, clearly trying not to laugh.
"Deal," Lavi said eagerly, grinning widely.
"I'm not being a nun," Kanda said simply.
Alma pouted before scooting closer to him.
"Hey…" they said before leaning close to Kanda's ear, and, to Lavi's surprise, Kanda didn't pull away. Alma covered their mouth to stop anyone from hearing. Lavi could only see Kanda's eyes widen slightly as Alma lowered their hand and Kanda whirled to look them in the eye.
"I get to pick which costume I wear," Kanda said quickly.
"Fine. Deal?" Alma asked.
"Deal."
"Excuse me, what?" Lavi asked sitting down next to Lenalee, his back turned to the kitchen counter.
"Mind your own business, Rabbit," Kanda threatened as Alma went back to the place they had been sitting.
"Wait, Lavi, you know you have to pay me to put on a skirt," Allen said leaning across the kitchen counter.
"Oh come on! You said this was a great idea in the car!" Lavi complained, craning his head back only to realize he was far too close to Allen's face.
"It's a great idea yes, but my fees still apply," Allen said. "A hundred dollars for the skimpy nun outfit."
"Fuck no! Allen, come on! It's Halloween!" Lavi protested.
"Fine. Fifty dollars." Allen said smiling.
"Do you know how much porn I could buy with fifty dollars? No," Lavi said. "Ten dollars and three burgers from In-N-Out."
"And three shakes to go with each burger," Allen said.
"Absolutely." Lavi said. "All of your choice."
"Sold. Thank you for doing business," Allen said before sliding from the counter and back into the kitchen.
"You're all horrible human beings," Link said, stacking all the food on a dish and setting it in front of the group.
Halloween approached and the costumes were bought, Lavi not even bothering to give Allen a warning before he showed up. His convertible had pulled up with Lenalee in the passenger's seat, and a few seconds later Alma and Kanda were dropped off by Tiedoll, Allen spotting them from his window before they even got out of the car.
Lavi didn't even bother to knock when he spotted Allen laughing as Kanda and Alma got dropped off. Bursting through the door only to hand Allen a Starbucks cup
"What's this for?" Allen asked, trying not to fumble and spill the drink onto Cross's wood floors, because that would be instant death. "We're just going to the Order's party."
"Yea, but just in case, everyone gets coffee so no one sissies out." Lavi said. Walking over to Link and placing a cup in his hand. The blonde gave a confused look. "You too, Two-Dot."
"Please stop calling me that, Lavi," Link sighed, despite accepting the coffee anyway.
"Yo ho! Are we ready for the costumes?" Alma called out excitedly, quickly taking a coffee from the tray Lenalee held.
"Did you bring them?" Lenalee asked, trying to peer into the shopping bag Alma had off hanging of their arm.
They smiled. "Of course! And I brought a special surprise!"
"Sorry for making you get them, Alma," Lavi said.
"No problem, just make sure to pay up!" Alma said smiling, opening the bag and pulling out two priest costumes.
Kanda had sat himself on the couch and waited for the humiliation to begin. He took the last remaining Starbucks cup that wasn't covered lipstick and brought it up to his lips and automatically he knew, black coffee…Lavi had something up his sleeve. "What exactly are we doing?"
"Going to the Order's Halloween party; what else?" Lavi said, taking the bag from Alma before smirking at Kanda.
"I don't believe you," Kanda glowered at him.
"Well, while you guys interrogate Lavi, we're going to go up and change in Allen's room," Lenalee said, heading for the stairs.
"We'll yell when we start coming down, so don't worry about anyone seeing you in your tidy whities." Alma snickered.
"It's not like we don't see enough of their asses anyway…" Lenalee practically yelled as she turned the corner and into the kitchen.
Alma smirked. "Well everyone's except the Inspector's."
"Hey!" Link protested.
"Don't worry! It's not that great!" Allen yelled after them.
Link was beet red with anger and embarrassment. "When have you seen my rear?"
"I had to pee and you left the curtain wide open, so while I was walking to the toilet I saw it," Allen said completely nonchalant.
"Why didn't you just go downstairs?!" Link yelled, his face still flustered.
"It was six in the morning and going downstairs involved putting on trousers," Allen replied, taking the nun costume Lavi handed to him.
"Why couldn't you have just gone down in your underwear, assuming, that is, you were wearing any," Lavi asked, taking a giant chug from the paper coffee cup.
"I wear underwear! It's not like I can sleep naked with Link sleeping in my room." Allen's fingers skillfully unclasped the plastic packaging and pulled out the extremely short nun costume, watching Lavi pulled his own costume out of its bag. " Besides, if I go down in nothing but pants, Cross will kill me. So peeing while Link's in the shower is honestly the lesser of everything, even if he's mad at me…Wow Lavi, that costume's going to be huge on you."
Lavi smirked and pulled out a package of inflatable boobs. "Think again, sucker!"
"Holy shit, Lavi…You wouldn't pay me fifty bucks but you'd spend it on fake breasts?" Allen snickered.
"I still owe you In-N-Out, is this really the fight you want to have?" Lavi asked, yanking off his shirt and undoing his pants before letting them fall to the floor of the living room. "Okay… now to have breasts for once in my life."
"Cause you can never get any on your own?" Kanda asked leaving his tone unchanged.
"Ha-ha, very funny." Lavi responded between the breaths while blowing the pair of volleyballs up.
Allen had likewise stripped and had begun to figure how exactly he was supposed to put on the nun uniform.
Kanda got up reluctantly and took his costume out of the shopping bag only to see an extra nun outfit. His eyes darted to Link and felt a horrible smirk come over his face.
Lavi had clipped the inflatable breasts onto his torso before he pulled the nun dress over his head and over the beach balls attached to his chest.
Allen had managed to get his costume on, and was now feeling his own ass. After a moment, he turned to stare at Lavi. "I think we have to tuck…"
"Please never say that with that face again," Lavi was completely deadpan as if a part of him has just died.
"What face?" Allen asked, looking genuinely confused.
"That completely serious one," Lavi replied. "Just put on briefs. I think there's enough fabric to cover our dicks that we really don't need to worry… I just need to hike up my boxers a little. It's Halloween, we're not entering a drag contest. I don't think a little bulge will throw us off that much."
"I don't know about a little…" Allen muttered.
"Don't flatter yourself," Kanda and Link said almost in unison.
"Shut up!" Allen yelled. "It's not like you're both any bigger!"
"Did you see Link's when he was in the shower?" Lavi asked, only to get a pillow thrown in his face.
Kanda hid a smirk by slowly changing into the dreadful costume. At least it wasn't a slutty nun like the Beansprout and Rabbit over there. He managed to pull on the long dress, feeling the itchy fabric on his body.
"Wow no one had to force you into it…" Lavi said.
"I have a deal with Alma. If I don't do it, Alma won't keep their end of the deal," Kanda simply said, reluctantly removing his hair tie.
"Ah, the deal you won't tell us about," Lavi said as Allen went off to somewhere in the house.
"Because it's none of your fucking business."
"Is it about sex?" Lavi asked only to get almost punched, barely keeping Kanda back by grabbing his arms. "Allen! Allen, help! Link, please!"
"You brought that on yourself," Allen teasingly called, his voice coming from the kitchen.
"I'm here to observe Walker, not to stop your petty fight." Link replied.
"Link, do we have any of those cheese balls left?" Allen yelled from the kitchen. Link rolled his eyes, shoulders visibly slumping as he lifted himself off the couch.
"If you would put things back in their places when you finished eating them, then you wouldn't be asking this question I swea…." Link's voice faded out into indistinct scolding.
Lavi managed to pull Kanda off him and scramble away, dodging any blow that was coming his way. Without Kanda bothering to pursue an actual fight, Lavi pulled up the fishnets that went to his costume. He was about to try on the heels for the costume when an undignified scream came from the kitchen.
Lavi and Kanda both craned their necks to see Link running from the kitchen and down the other hallway, his pants completely missing from his legs.
Immediately Allen struggled to skid to a stop, Link's pants grasped firmly in one hand. He locked eyes with Lavi and Kanda and shouted.
"Stop him!"
At once, Lavi bolted, chasing after Link into one of the adjacent rooms. The sounds of a fight broke instantly after Lavi had disappeared behind a walL. Kanda walked down the hallway, he heard the sound of someone being tackled to the floor, followed by more screaming. Kanda looked down the hall into the piano room to see Link under Lavi and Allen, trying to fight them off and keep them from stripping him of every piece of clothing he had on. By now, Link was only wearing a shirt and was clinging to his boxers.
"Hey, are you boys ready yet?" Lenalee called down.
"Yea!" Allen called out. Kanda could feel himself getting whiplash from how fast his head turned to stare at the other three, who looked like the start of a bad porno.
The color draining from Link's face as he screamed, "No!" and barely managed to shove Lavi off him, pushing him into Allen, catching the white haired boy off guard. The blonde man's shirt fell off, lying crumpled next to Lavi who was cackling on the floor.
Link scrambled towards the guest bathroom, and just as he attempted to reach the door, Allen tripped him, managing to grab ahold of his underwear before the door slammed shut, leaving Allen on the floor holding Link's boxers. Lenalee and Alma got down the stairs too late to see the crime that had just been into the room both of them only saw Allen, sitting on his has holding a striped pair of boxers that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere, practically struggling to breath because of how hard he was laughing.
"What's going on?" Lenalee asked, concern creeping into her voice." Whose underwear is that?"
"Walker, you jerk!" Link shouted from the bathroom, which only caused Allen to fall over in hysterics, attempting to fill in Lenalee to the injustice that had transpired seconds before. Alma was clearly trying to suppress their own laughter.
"Holy shit I can't believe you managed that…." Alma mustered.
"It was planned!" Lenalee and Kanda shouted only to hear a fist slam into the door bathroom.
"Walker! You have 20 seconds to give me back my pants!"
"Or what?" Allen said catching his breath.
"Or I'll come out there and kick your butt!" Link hissed.
"With Lenalee and Alma out here? I don't think so," Allen laughed as another slam came from the bathroom.
"I'll tell Lvellie." Link said more seriously.
"And what? Tell him you got overpowered by two teenagers, who then stripped you of your clothes and locked you in the bathroom?"
Another loud slam.
Lavi had managed to stagger to his feet still laughing. He headed down the hall back to living room. Returning in almost no time with the fourth nun outfit, handing it to Allen.
"I have a deal," Allen said to the bathroom door, standing up and getting close to it.
"Why do I feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick?" Link hissed out. "What is it?"
"You wear this, and I'll give you back your pants." Allen said, bending over and showing the others his boxer briefs. Everyone gave a small groan because they had already seen Allen's ass far too many times in the course of this one year. He shoved the nun costume under the bathroom door.
"Absolutely not!" Link yelled.
"Then I'll hide all your clothes in Cross's hellhole of a den." Allen said.
"You wouldn't dare. You won't even go down there!" Link said through the door.
"Oh do you not believe that I'll do it to see you in that costume?"
"I don't because if the basement itself doesn't kill you, Cross will."
"It would be worth it," Allen replied. " Or you can stay here in the bathroom for the rest of your life. Lenalee, can you lie to Komui so you can stay over?"
"Yea, no problem." Lenalee said, the concern never leaving her voice. Alma and Lavi kept laughing.
"That's cheating!" Link shouted.
"Just put on the dress, Link!" Lavi called.
"Fight me, Bookman!"
"Fine! Enjoy your new room," Allen snickered, quickly picking up Link's clothes and walking to the laundry room. He moved aside the week's laundry and placed all of the stolen articles of clothing at the bottom of the bin.
After a few minutes, the group sat around the guest bathroom door. Allen had gone upstairs to change out of his boxer briefs and had returned to finish putting on what was left of the costume, which involved thigh high stockings with a hilarious cross emblem on the top part.
"I feel like these are going to be slipping off my leg," Allen muttered.
"Tape," Lenalee said instantly, putting a potato chip in her mouth from one of the bags that were now scattered around the hallway.
"Are you speaking from experience?" Lavi asked, struggling to walk in heels that were too high for even a hooker.
"Do you think my normal thigh highs stay up without any help?" Lenalee said almost in disbelief.
"No I just… never thought about it I guess," Lavi said shrugging, tugging up this fishnet stockings.
"I think I'll pass taping these to my skin." Allen said. " I'll just suffer with them falling, like how Lavi's going to soon."
"I can walk in these." Lavi protested, fighting Allen who was trying to push him over.
"Do you want me to teach you how not to fall?" Lenalee asked, getting up off the stairs and walking over to Lavi and Allen.
"I can walk fine in mine; I didn't choose the hooker heels," Allen said.
"He's also worn heels before," Link said through the door, it had been the first thing he had said in about an hour.
Lenalee and Lavi looked completely deadpan at Allen.
"What?!" Allen yelled. "I have not!"
"Why don't I believe you…" Lavi said.
"I'm telling the truth!" Allen shouted getting slightly flustered.
"I would like to hear about the last time you were in heels," Alma snickered.
Allen simmered. "Open the door, you Fink!"
"No!"
"No! You have to right now or I'm throwing the rest of your clothes in the Hellhole."
"I'm not coming out in this sacrilegious outfit! Do you understand I'll be fired?" Link shouted.
"I don't think you can be fired for wearing a Halloween costume," Lavi said.
"Remember his boss is Lvellie," Lenalee said.
"Still, I don't think the stick is shoved that far up his ass."
"Inspector, come out. At this rate we won't be going to the party. And that means you'll just be in that bathroom all night, cause with that coffee we're not going to bed any time soon," Alma threatened playfully.
After a moment, the bathroom door creaked open, everyone a little shocked when they saw a black clothed leg step out from behind the door, soon followed by the rest of Link as he slid out from behind the bathroom door, completely dressed in the fake nun garb, face as red as a tomato.
Link looked almost stunning, like an actual nun. His long blonde hair was braided back behind his shoulders, his toned figure lent itself well to the curves of the black dress giving him an almost sensuous femi-
"Stop staring at me like that!" Link shouted. "You're all going to hell!"
"Link you're so pretty though!" Lenalee was the one who brought attention to what everyone was thinking. "I can't believe it!"
Link's face seemed to turn an almost deeper shade of red, if that was possible, when Lenelee commented on his appearance.
Allen snickered, recovering from his shock. "I bet we could roast marshmallows on his face."
"Guys, we have fifteen minutes to be at the Order party. Cross even left before us," Lavi said. "It's a quarter to nine, come on…."
"Where are my shoes, Walker." Link grumbled, the color from his face slowly fading, but not quite disappearing.
"Piano room floor," Allen said, slipping on his own heels and making himself finally almost as tall as Lavi normally was.
"Where did you put my pants?" Link asked, "And the rest of my clothes… Did you throw them in Cross's den?!"
"Who could say?" Allen said innocently with a smile.
"Walker!"
"Come on, we have to go." Lavi pushed.
Allen pulled Link to the door, not letting him look for his clothes.
"Okay, whose brilliant plan was it to go in Lavi's car?" Kanda asked.
"We'll manage, we'll manage," Lavi said as he unlocked the convertible and climbed into the driver's seat. "Come on."
After five minutes of bickering, they had managed to get into the car and drive down the road for about ten minutes, Link ranted for most of it until Lavi braked harshly when he pulled into the Order parking lot, and entirely on purpose. Link grumbled, barely managing to stop himself from slamming into the back of a seat.
"I'm not going in. I'll wait in the car until all of this is over," Link hissed, scooting closer to his door as Alma shifted positions to let Kanda and Lenalee exit the back of the over-crowded car seat.
"Would you really risk getting fired for not following me instead of just showing up and owning the nun costume?" Allen asked.
"Honestly, it sounds preferable at this point." Link muttered.
"Fine. I liked you Link, I'll be sad when Lvellie fires you," Allen said regretfully, exiting the car and heading to the entrance to the small Order building.
Link stammered at seeing everyone leave him, giving him his wish of waiting in the car unbothered. Every piece of his skin pricked in anxiety and after a few minutes, he bolted over the side of the car. He couldn't risk it after all.
Allen was the first to walk in and honestly it felt like how the proms in eighties movies looked. The music was tame, people dancing and even more people standing around, with drinks in their hands as they chatted. The door behind them opened and Allen turned, his bored expression turning into a smirk as he saw Link burst through the door.
"Aw you do car-"
"Bite me, Walker," Link hissed, standing behind the group and clearly trying not to draw attention to himself as Allen laughed.
Lavi was the first to lead the group out of the hallway and into the main room where the party was. A few people stopped, eliciting reactions they had expected, except Cross's. Cross's was great.
Allen saw Cross head turn to look so quickly that he could practically hear his neck crack the moment he caught even the slightest sight of them, with his immediate reaction a mix of bewilderment, amusement, and displeasure all at once making it even more hilarious.
A mousy haired woman next to Cross almost spilled her drink when she saw them, but was now in hysterics.
Komui almost spit out his drink when he made eye contact with Allen and Lavi, the worry growing as his eyes frantically looked for Lenalee and then slowly relaxed into relief when he saw her in a costume that wasn't a stripper nun. The last to see them was Lvellie.
He looked completely unsurprised by the group's entrance, and complete unamused by their costumes until his eyes locked onto Link. His eyes widened to being almost as wide as dinner plates, and being just as white.
Link locked eyes with him and he physically paled, looking like he was about to fall over but managed to stay upright, choosing to hide behind Allen who was vibrating with laughter.
"Okay Lavi, we've embarrassed all of us enough…" Alma snickered.
"What, you don't want to stay at this fantastic party?" Lavi replied, the sarcasm dripping off his voice.
"Did we really just come here to embarrass Link and then leave?" Allen asked, practically giddy with small giggles.
"I mean, this party has always been one of the worst one the Order throws," Lavi snickered.
Link looked like he wanted to kill someone, but honestly was already as mortified as he could be.
"We also came to disgrace the Order just a tad." Alma smirked.
"Let's go!" Lavi turned around just as quickly as they came in. They hadn't even been there for ten minutes and they were already leaving.
"And what are we going to do now? Trick or treat?" Lenalee joked.
"What's trick or treating?" Allen asked and the entire group stopped and gawked at him.
"You're joking…Allen please tell me you're joking." Lavi said.
"Cross is my guardian, do you think he'd let me have fun?" Allen asked as Lavi put his face in his hand.
"It's where you go door to door and say 'Trick or Treat', and people give you candy." Lenalee explained, giving Allen a sympathetic look.
"You're kidding…Free candy?" Allen's eyes were bright almost like a child seeing fireworks for the first time.
"Yes, free candy," Lavi reassured.
"I don't believe you."
"Okay, but really, where are we going?" Kanda asked, annoyed about how long he had already been forced to wear the costume.
Lavi smirked. "You remember that massive Halloween party that was going around school?"
"Oh no," Link groaned under his breath.
"Onward!"
"What about trick or treating?" Allen asked quickly, concerned that they were no longer going to go.
"Onward!" Lavi cheered moving everyone towards the car.