Don't ask how this story came to me. Let's just say there was a manga party, Jolt, and an immense lack of sleep involved.

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"Drowning in an ocean of angst," Yuki read the title of this sad, pathetic fanfiction as he layed back in his bed. "That describes my life perfectly. Wallowing in a pit of my own despair. Even better." Yuki yawned, and not a second later, he was fast asleep, snoring loudly.

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Yuki was drowning in an ocean of angst. He couldn't reach the surface. He couldn't even see anything. Yuki just let himself sink, until he head a voice. It was a shrill, ear-splitting voice, shrieking Yuki's name through the blackness.

"YUKI! HELP ME! I CAN'T SWIM!" Shuichi screamed.

"Oh no!" Yuki cried. "Help me! Somebody please help me!"

"What are you screaming help for, I'm the one who can't swim. And how can we talk underwater?"

"Because we're not in water. We're in my angst."

"Eww. We're swimming in your angst? That's disgusting. I'm definately taking a shower when we get out of here."

"What are you talking about? Angst? You know, my bitterness, my despair, my complete and utter hopelessness?"

"Oh, but that still doesn't explain it. You're angst is denser and more suffocating than water."

"Who cares."

"Not me. Now where was I? Oh yes, YUKI! COME SAVE ME! You know you love me and you'll miss me if I drown in your angst! Not to mention the guilt you'd feel!"

"Fine! I'll come save you." Yuki began to swim in the direction of Shuichi's voice. "But you should know you interrupted me. I was trying to drown and die in my own despair!"

"But Yuki, dying is very unhealthy."

"So I've heard."

"Oh, and by the way, by you coming to save me, I am, in fact, saving you from-"

"Wait, I thought I was saving you."

"Shut up and let me get on with the theme of this dream. I am saving you from bitterness, which means I make you happy! Yay me!"

"Wait. Are you trying to tell me that me saving you brings me happiness."

"Basically."

"This is one messed up dream."

"So you don't love me anymore? Whatever I did I'm sorry! I'm sorry Yuki!" Shuichi cried as he turned into a miniature chibi and attacthed himself to Yuki's arm. "Don't die Yuki. I love you...I love you..."

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"...I love you." Yuki looked down to see a fast asleep Shuichi drooling on his arm.

"That was one scary dream. Get off me."

"Hmm?" Shuichi mumbled sleepily.

"I just had a very scary dream where I was dying-"

"YUKI!" Shuichi shrieked, suddenly wide awake. "DON'T DIE YUKI!"

"I'm not going to die, you stupid idiot!"

"Oh, well, that's good." Shuichi paused for a second, then randomly pulled a twinkie out of nowhere and held it out to Yuki. "Twinkie?"

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